Thundercunt

The movement of a ball smashing the back of the net with high speed and power

Jesus tommy did you see the thundercunt Larry scored Sunday

by Jehovahevan May 18, 2018

ThunderCunt

An Object Which Has Been Kicked/Hit/Moved With Very High Pace And Sheer Power

'Kyle has a penalty'
'As he approaches the ball Sam Whispers in his ear "ThunderCunt"

Kyle ran up to the ball, He Shouted

"ThunderCunt"

He smashed it top right corner,
"The Keeper had no chance of saving that ThunderCunt" Screamed the commentator.

by Thundercunterous June 1, 2016

Thundershit

An explosive shit. One that is very loud and or violent.

After eating 6 pieces of pizza plus 5 chicken wings at the pizza lunch buffet, Eric had to go back to the office and take a thundershit in the company bathroom stinking it up for so long that his co-workers could not use it for more than 35 minutes.

by Victor E. May 15, 2006

cock juggling thundercunt

An idiotic woman, such as one who has multiple crotch droppings but lacks the responsibility to take care of them.

The problem, you cock juggling thundercunt, was that you did not know where your misbegotten kids were.

by Arsian August 4, 2006

Thunderkitten

Referring or describing to a really hot/sexy young girl/teenager/tween (high school cheerleader, hs volleyballah, Selena Gomez) but due to extracurricular activities; one who just woke up; no makeup on, that looks like shit.

-"Damnn did you see Selena Gomez w/o makeup on Variety? She looked like a thunderkitten!"
-"Dude, your lil sister looks like a thunderkitten."
-"No matter how much makeup she can put on herself, Miley Cyrus will ALWAYS look; be a thunderkitten."

by DaveyRage December 16, 2010

Thunderclumps

When the sky won't stop thundering and it sounds like a series of low-key farts.

"Damn bro, is it ever thunderclumpin' outside"

"Wow these thunderclumps won't give up!"

by Bedgypooks July 20, 2012

ThunderClan

Thunderclan is one of the 5 clans by the lake in the series Warriors by Erin Hunter. Most of the Protagonists in the books come from Thunderclan. It's most well known leader is Firestar, who came to the clan as a kittypet while Bluestar was the leader. He fulfilled the prophecy that Fire will save the clan. Thunderclan warriors are most skilled in hunting on the forest floor. They dislike getting their fur wet, unlike Riverclan.

Firestar is the greatest leader of Thunderclan to live, although Bramblestar was a great successor.

by dumb mewtwo January 4, 2021