the spiderman

(verb) the act of collecting insects (preferably spiders) and putting them into a jar which will then be presented to the your sex partner after ejaculating (anywhere you choose) and then dumping the jar of spiders on the impact zone, then jumping around her/him saying “thwip”

person 1 : I cant belive my boyfriend came on my face and them dumped A WHOLE JAR of spiders on my face and then jumped around the bed pretending to be spider man!
person 2: Oh you didnt know? thats actually CALLED the spiderman, I wish MY boy friend would do that to me!

by noodlesoupsandwich November 17, 2021

the funky spiderman

autoerotique asphyxiation

The Funky Spiderman: because he hangs himself and shoots web

by bohack jorseman September 17, 2015

the reverse Spiderman

When a woman jerks a guy off and catches his ejaculate in her hand and yells Spiderman as she flings it back on him in the Spiderman fashion.

" man Shelley got me with the reverse Spiderman last night and covered me in my own spunk"

by funny-gal November 11, 2012

The Super Spiderman

This is a rather complicated version of the usual Spiderman. If you can pull it off you really are a superhero, be proud. After receiving a hand-job and nutting in your chicks hands immediately spin her around and slam her up against the wall. With her hands flat up against the wall fuck her from behind long enough for the jizz to dry on her hands sticking her to the wall like Spidey! If she struggles or screams at you remind her that, "With great power comes great responsibility". Leave quickly while she contemplates this...

I laid the Super Spiderman on that ho I met at the bar last night...

by Eldog December 7, 2007

the real spiderman

First created in the late spring of '06, the real spiderman was coined during one of Palmer's double labs. The real spiderman is known for being the most depraved sex act created by a Cinn-City-Citizen.
The real spiderman involves slitting a girl's wrist, inserting your penis for satisfaction, and ejaculating to simulate blood clotting (and so the biddy doesn't die).

Dan: Hey man, have you ever heard of the spiderman?
Matt: Nah, what is it?
Dan: It's when you jizz on your hand and throw it at a chick.
Matt: Nah, bro. The real spiderman is when you jizz in a girl's wrist.
Dan: Dude, that' messed up.

by Milton Street '08 October 3, 2007

spiderman built the pyramids

The truth.

Spiderman built the pyramids.

by faithfulchristian69 June 9, 2018

spiderman of the caribbean

when a man and a woman are having sex and then the man pulls out and ejaculates into his hand. then he makes the spiderman hand and flings his cum into the face of the woman. next he kicks her in the shin and wile she holds her face, she now hobbles around on her one leg and sounds like a pirate.

Last nite me and alice played a hot game of spiderman of the caribbean. She sure is mad.

by joe2524 April 20, 2008