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hark the shark

a girl who always has a lad on the go
sazmac: "amie your such a hark the shark"
hark the shark by Sazmac February 22, 2007

humped the shark 

A reverse reversal of fortune.

When a company or, oh, say a TV sitcom (aka Happy Days), begins a downward spiral, the moment that the spiral began they are said to have "jumped the shark". However, if by intelligence or more likely pure chance, said company or sitcom turns the downward spiral around and all of a sudden they are in the black or renewed for another season, they have "humped the shark". Okay, what it means is Fonzie jumped the shark and then turned around and humped the powerful beast and who wouldn't renew a show that had the cojones to do that in the '70s?
Man, Apple really jumped the shark with Newton back 1993.

Yeah, but they humped the shark when they came up with the iPod. I sure hope they don't jump it again with the iPad.
humped the shark by yowaldo August 6, 2010

The Shark On The Left 

The only reason 73% of us watched he super bowl half-time show.
"Did you see that guy on The Voice!?!? He totaly pulled a shark on the left moment!"
"He did pull the shark on the left! Like a boss too!
The Shark On The Left by Lol:) February 4, 2015

the shark game 

A game where one person is the shark, and the rest are swimmers. The shark's task is to tag as many swimmers as they can. The swimmers try to escape the shark, to do this they need to stay on furniture. They must go on the sea (floor) at one point. The shark can only tag the player when they are in contact with the floor, in the air, the swimmer decides to touch the shark. You can't use something to serve as a raft or boat.
the shark game by Necsalz June 21, 2023

Surf the Shark

When one unintentionally does something very impressive.

In reference to Doug Niblack. He was surfing off the coast of Oregon when his surfboard hit a great white shark, he landed on the shark and "surfed the shark" for a few seconds before falling off.
"That was awesome! Did you mean to do that or did you just Surf the Shark?"
Surf the Shark by Zapper Weisman October 19, 2011

stuffing the shark 

Verb; A sexual act in which one partner is suspended by the ankles while performing oral sex on their partner.
I barely got any sleep, I was up all night stuffing the shark.
Kristina's eyes are blood shot because she is always stuffing the shark.
Will this hook support the weight of a human? I plan on stuffing the shark later.