lava-lamp-switch

An old American Indian trick whereby two seemingly similar objects are swapped for nefarious purposes. Originally, tribesman would switch wigwams with another tribesman if they found their wigwam to be leaky.

The recipient of the new wigwam then bears the cost of fixing the leaky cover. The term was modernised in 2006, after it was noted that broken lava lamps resembled leaky wigwams.

This behaviour has also been observed in ant society, in particular with reference to the species "Sless".
That clown has pulled a lava-lamp-switch!

Surely my friend hasn't betrayed me with a lava-lamp-switch?
by Another September 14, 2008
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Lava Lamp

A derogatory term/slang for native Hawaiian people. Also works on Pacific Islanders or anyone in the volcanic circle.
Perfect comeback to "Haole".
"Neighbor gifted me a Lava Lamp, Don't know if I should be insulted"
Person 1:"Alright, shoots haole"

Person 2:"Later Lava Lamp"
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lava lamping

Oh no, our lava lamp, its not lava lamping.
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the lava lamp

when a man ejaculates into a kettle, and pumps the heated semen into the recipient's anus.
Guy 1: So how did it go last night?
Guy 2: I gave her the lava lamp treatment.
Guy 1: Nice one bro.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: By the way, did you file the divorce papers?
Guy 2: Wait, we're married??
Guy 1: For Christ sake, dad...
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lava lamp

Man: That lava lamp can reaaally give some head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lava Lamp

When you are half sleeping, or tired. Sort of just floating around. Daydreaming.
"Jimmy was being a total Lava Lamp earlier"
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Lava lamp

Lava lamp is a lamp that has lava in it.
I shoved a lava lamp up his ass.
by Semix February 21, 2023
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