johny stick

A stick that has a used condom on its end. It is usually used to chase your friends around the yard.

Dude!!!!!! Stop touching me with that johny stick.

by ukrainekid May 13, 2007

Johny Apple Seed

A drug dealer that only hooks up the schwag.

I hate buying from Dick he is a mutha fuggin Johny Apple Seed.

by Gerbert Johnstoy November 17, 2006

fortnite johny

An extremely dumb player with blond hair is notorious for sitting in bushes

Holy shit dude, i just killed a fortnite johny!

by superbailz March 11, 2018

Johny Apple Swoll

A nickname for someone who works out and gets swoll like a beast, and plants the seeds of determination in all that observe him.

Dude 1: "bro look at that little guy over there he is so small but he's benching like 315!"

Dude 2: "I am so ready to work out now! that guy is a total Johny Apple Swoll

by DutchBeats April 14, 2011

Papa Johni

Pizza Guy, Pro Gamer, Better than Sim.

Shit Dawg Look at Papa Johni, He's so cool.

by Papa Johni March 09, 2018

Jelly Johny January

It's time in January after Destroy Dick December and your dick feels like jelly.

Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.

by greedyboi01 November 07, 2018

Johny

an amazing basketball player he gets all the ladies and is handsome everyone should have a johny in their lives

Johny is so hot

by JOHNYÀ October 03, 2023