the dog ate it

the dog ate it is an excuse that you use on your teacher when you didn't do your homework.

it's not very effective

by Angel May 22, 2004

The Dog Whisperer

When your ex-girlfriend/girlfriend/wife is yelling at you shake her violently until she urinates all over the floor then drop her to her knees, grab her hair and rub her nose in the puddle as you fuck her doggy style.

My crazy ex-girlfriend was pounding on my door wasted at 2 a.m. so I pulled The Dog Whisperer to teach her a lesson.

by Cesar Milan May 5, 2011

the dog ate the cheese

It originated on the playground, it comes from the art of being random. It is quite easy to use, just say it when everybody goes quiet

err
The dog ate the cheese
you what?
The dog ate the cheese

by Ed March 3, 2005

The Dog Master

One who has control over all female dogs within a 3.2 mile radius.

That dude is the dog master.

by Damien Wetzleshniltz February 18, 2019

The Dog Bites the Cock

Used when you unwittingly do something that you know is a dumb idea but you do it anyways.

When you let a dog off his leash around a group of chicken. Inevitably "The Dog Bites the Cock".

by WelcomeParty985 June 28, 2021

the dog that eats a bomb

best booby trap in the Vietnam War

you're the dog that eats a bomb

by alshoppingcarte1223 December 11, 2023

the dog will get it

The thing you say when you spill food on the ground and don't want to pick it up.

Person A: *is getting a bowl of Doritos, and one falls on the floor*
Person B: "Are you gonna pick that up?"
Person A: "The dog will get it"

by Rutherfraud Hayes May 26, 2025