Noun: A white woman with a very large ass.
Verb: To have anal sex with a white woman with a very large ass.
Verb: To have anal sex with a white woman with a very large ass.
Did you see the Cracker Barrel on that white chick. So last night I was cracker barrelin this white girl. She ain't gonna shit right for a week.
by jt34 September 17, 2008
(noun) A white woman with an oversized bottom.
(verb) The act of performing anal sex with a white woman with an oversized bottom. I.E. to cracker barrel someone.
(verb) The act of performing anal sex with a white woman with an oversized bottom. I.E. to cracker barrel someone.
by jtmiller August 22, 2008
by berrydrew June 21, 2018
The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.
Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.
by meatbaggie November 10, 2019
First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)
by StrakeBleeter January 19, 2024
by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024
An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.
Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.
A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.
Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.
Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by EmœÆntħøny February 21, 2024