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The cheese stands alone

Giving yourself permission to be different
Everyday Jack woke he knew today would be different because the cheese stands alone.
by NannyF October 5, 2018
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The Beer Standard

The beer standard is a scale for measuring the attractiveness of an individual. The measurement is made in beers, for how many beers it would take to make a person look like a perfect 10. For example a perfect 10 would be a 0 on the Beer Standard Scale(BSS for short).

This scale does away with the ambiguity that is inherent within the "out of ten" scale.
That girl you hooked up with last night was about a 4 on the beer standard scale
by Richard Butkus January 13, 2013
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the montpellier standard

A lowered expectation of male attractiveness causing you to find normally substandard specimens reasonably good looking. Usually applies when in a city with an abnormally low percentage of attractive males. A dangerous phenomenon that can result in poor decision making, such as sleeping with street magicians you meet in Monoprix. Also known as "the Mulhouse standard"
The teller at the bank today was kinda cute

Yeah, but remember, we're judging by the Montpellier standard
by icanhaz March 31, 2010
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the lemonade stand

a dude does a hand stand and pisses in his own mouth while doing the hand stand!
jesus!, u should have seen greg the other day, he did "the lemonade stand" , it was sick!!
by gsp1983 October 14, 2011
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If you can't stand the heat, then stay out of the kitchen.

If the task you are pursuing puts too much pressure on you, then you should not pursue the task. (Especially if the pressure exceeds the benefits of the task.)
My boss saw that I was in panic mode to get my job done today. Instead of words of encouragement, she said to me "If you can't stand the heat, then stay out of the kitchen." ..What a bitch!
by cjammer911 July 13, 2013
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The Death Stranding challenge

Finishing the playable sections of the game Death Stranding in a time shorter than the all the cutscenes, preferably under the influence of monster energy drinks
Athena some completed the Death Stranding challenge on launch day
by leothesilent April 27, 2021
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The Popsicle Stand

sexual position including 3 guys and 1 girl preferably blowing loads simultaneously
by dugasm June 15, 2008
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