Stanley Steamer

An act of sex where the male takes a large dump on the floor. He then proceeds to do his partner from behind, grabbing her hind legs and dragging her through the manure like he is running a carpet cleaner.

My landlord asked why there was a brown stain on my carpet. I said, I gave my girl a Stanley Steamer to try and clean up last week but it just seemed to grind it in.

by W. T. Johnston August 14, 2017

Stanley Steamer

When a person gives a male a reach around and that said male farts in their face.

Male: Would you like to give me a Stanley Steamer?
Female: Sure?

by Nebakanezr July 25, 2017

Stanley Steamer

Taking a diarrhea dump in a girl’s Stanley tumbler and then making her drink it.

I gave her the old Stanley steamer last night!

by Paul Phinebaum January 6, 2024

Stanley steamer

This happens when you defecate aggressively whit the feces emitting warmth that can be felt against your buttocks

Man 1) “dude I’m never getting fast food tacos again.”

Man 2) “why not?”

Man 1) “last night my stomach was bubbling so bad that I forced out a Stanley steamer.”

Man 2) “what the hell is a Stanley steamer?”

Man 1) “refer to the above description.”

by Ascience August 27, 2021

Stanley Steamer

When you drop a deuce in the snow in the middle of the winter and steam rises from it.

Woah, Jerry just straight up dropped a Stanley Steamer in the park.

by Perry Jex June 2, 2019

Stanley Steamer

Very similar to a Cleveland steamer and a Cincinnati steamer, the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person. Though a Cleveland steamer includes the face, the Cincinnati steamer includes the body, but the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person's feet, then mixing the feces in your Stanley cup, using the toes of the person to mix them in.

I hit up this softdom mommy to have a fun time with, she told me she was dieting with fiber, oh man i hope she gives me a Stanley steamer!

by funxey_pls April 19, 2025

Stanley Steamer

Consist of two or more people. One person lies shirtless on the floor while the person or group of people squat over the person lying on the floor and defecate onto the person's chest area

Sally: Damn Carl , I think that chili has given me the shits.
Carl: Oh snap! See if you can hold it until we get home so you can give me the ol' Stanley Steamer!!!

by WoodyWood36206 October 24, 2020