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The Touch of Peter

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(V.) - the act of breaking any object at the very moment of initial touch

(N.) - a person who breaks everything they touch
(A boy named peter goes to his friend Cory's house and the very moment he touches his xbox web cam it immediately broke after to prior issues with it)

Cory: (speaking to ryan) Dude Pen0r was over my house and he broke my web cam!!
Ryan: Hahahaha!! That Peter!! He was damned with the touch of Peter from birth!
by ROFLCOPTER007 July 7, 2009
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Peter Explains The Joke

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Peter Explains The Joke is A meme/User that is most seen in Memetastic Posts.

But most of the times sometimes Peter wont even answer cause everyone keeps calling him.

Some people even this Peter is Actually Memetastic.
"Hey Peter Explains The Joke. So basically Joke Explain"
by AxeKillerBoy September 26, 2019
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A bad ass punk band with a funny vocalist
Banned from the pubs get outta this place cause we dont like your face
by mike August 17, 2004
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A name given to a person acting goofy at a certain school created by a student and used by several teachers.
Trace is a very goofy person. He is a Peter James “Trace” Chovanec The 3rd.
by Milkman318361 June 2, 2024
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The Peterson

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The act of making love to a women, then immediately afterward when asked if you love her and suddenly coming to the conclusion that you do not, respond with a short pause, a shake of the head, and a resounding yet quiet, "no" simultaneously breaking up with her... you then drive her home.
Justin pulled The Peterson on his girlfriend. The ride home was very awkward.
by Urban-Dick-Tionary September 23, 2009
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The Peterkin

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While, you are receiving a blumpkinyou treat your ho to a deliscious Kerry Slap guiding her face into the bowl where you immideatly sit on her head and fire a nasty shit into her hair.
Dude, I was hooking up with a classy chick in a porta John, and I gave her The Peterkin. The wierd thing was the skank liked it.
by Kerry Mitchell March 29, 2005
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