Mr. Oliver Murdoch

Mr. Oliver Murdoch is the dirtiest person known he's shagged every Peterborough United player and now has Aids, Rabies and Hiv. Mr. Oliver Murdoch also is a nonce as he has fingered, shagged and had more than a few blowjobs from the 14 year old slag Mrs. Izzy Trott. Mr. Oliver Murdoch is a very dirty man and must be stopped.

"What is that stench"?

"Must be Mr. Oliver Murdoch's penis"
"Look at that nonce over there"
"Is that Mr.Oliver Murdoch"?

by USER 5838283 October 18, 2021

The Murdoch

The need to strangulate women to maintain an erection.

He had to do The Murdoch on me til I went blue before he could even slip a johnny on.

by Senior Ha June 16, 2011

murdoching

Causing racist trouble via the media; cheating; lying; phone tapping; having a sense of unwarranted superiority, or sensationalizing something irrelevant in-order to profit via the media.

Just ignore the crap they have posted to the telegraph and bskyb.. they are murdoching again.

by baby8dingo August 18, 2014

Rupert Murdoch

Rupert Murdoch is a saying that means either "fucking bullshit" or Blasphemy, either way, its not a phrase to use lightly, or in public. Much like my other definitions

Don't waste time making money of Rupert Murdoch when you could be pimpin hoes, know what Im saaaaaayainnnnn - idk.

Rupert Murdoch over here.

by Flandusky The Goat September 9, 2025

Murdochitis

A serious medical emergency...
Incidence - 1 in 500,000,000,000
Risks - Glaswegian, ginger in denial, triathlete
Symptoms - lying in hedges, talking vaguely about law in a strange ned-like accent, developing an aversion to downhill biking
cure - hair dye and 4 litres of whiskey

I was out one night and developed a strange case of murdochitis

by jizzzzzzzer April 25, 2009

Murdoch

A clueless dickhead who manages to look like an alpaca complete with the goofy hair, blank stare, and a constant whiff of barnyard shit. Usually spits when they speak and smells horribly. He also likes to jerk off in class and lick it off his hands

Murdoch grillet

by Ultra chad September 24, 2025

Murdoch

Cranky old man who loves to yell at kids and has a shit trim, kinda bald.

Person 1 - "Damn, Murdoch yelled at me again:

by 62OutlookDriveFan#1 March 24, 2024