I was slamming the hot girl from chemistry class in her pooper and she hopped off and started sucking my cock and gave herself a Mocha Mustache!!
by Rumplenutz September 01, 2018
Get the Mocha Mustachemug. A drink made with hot chocolate mix and coffee--usually prepared in the office kitchen. In an emergency, it's a substitute for an actual mocha when one can't get to a coffee shop.
Erin: "I didn't have time to run to Caribou, so I had to make do with a Ghetto Mocha."
Rick: "Ghetto Mocha, huh? Not as good as the real thing, but it'll do in an emergency, mofo."
Rick: "Ghetto Mocha, huh? Not as good as the real thing, but it'll do in an emergency, mofo."
by RERS January 18, 2013
Get the Ghetto Mochamug. A line of fecal matter in your underwear that varies in thickness from thin to meaty. Usually a result of poor asswiping skills.
by Monty Parrlo November 15, 2004
Get the Mocha Marksmug. Middle Eastern male whos 'morning' (2 pm in reality) consists of spending hours sitting at a local coffee shop talking to friends or playing cards. They often (but not always) a order White Mocha.
Cultural habits on display: well groomed chain smoking slobs incapable of returning the coffee shop dishes/utensils/flatware or depositing their trash into a bin.
Cultural habits on display: well groomed chain smoking slobs incapable of returning the coffee shop dishes/utensils/flatware or depositing their trash into a bin.
Customer: Excuse me, are there any tables we can sit at, preferably someplace non-smoking?
Barista: I'm sorry the 'White Mochas' have taken over our entire seating area, we wont have open tables again until after 6 or 7 pm.
Barista: I'm sorry the 'White Mochas' have taken over our entire seating area, we wont have open tables again until after 6 or 7 pm.
by Non-Virtue June 01, 2011
Get the White Mochamug. Noun: an albino male sperm whale known to inhabit the Pacific Ocean near Mocha Island in the early 19th century, credited with sinking several whaling ships which were in pursuit of members of his pod. Considered the inspiration for Herman Melville's novel "Moby-Dick, or The Whale", published in 1851.
As the harpoon boats approached, Mocha Dick played dead, evidently to lure them in closer, until he could counter-attack.
by speedog June 13, 2010
Get the Mocha Dickmug. When a man shits on his partner's face, then proceeds to hang him/her upside down and cock slap their face until it's numb.
I hear Ron Jeremy gives a mean mocha facelift.
Ted was yearning for something new, so he gave Abby a mocha facelift.
Ted was yearning for something new, so he gave Abby a mocha facelift.
by Anal_Animal August 03, 2009
Get the Mocha Faceliftmug. A very attractive girl who is a adult entertainer. She attracts a lot of attention . She has nice curves and mocha-colored skin.
by CozartK February 11, 2022
Get the Mocha VVSmug.