geriatric drag racing

Two old drivers blocking both lanes driving 20 miles an hour! Just get the fuck over already!
I was late for work because of these two old people geriatric drag racing!(GDR)
by Bagdad February 11, 2015
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It's a really really bad curse word, Nofx sings it in the song wore out the souls of my party boots.

The laughs are no longer with us So call me Fat
Fuck geriatric punk, call me Fat Fuck geriatric
punk call me fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace
by inf1nity May 14, 2008
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geriatric pop

Pop music that was popular many years ago (e.g. 90s) and are still enjoyed by people of ages older than gen Alpha.
-what music does you grandma enjoy?

- I guess geriatric pop, like Madonna and Britney Spears
by Mrsidealex January 30, 2025
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Geriatric Roulette

Take a sleeping tablet and a laxative at the same time and if you wake up without shitting your pants you have won.
Bob: Want to play a game? how about Geriatric Roulette
Karl: Nah not in the mood to see if I shit myself in my sleep.
by FatGimp December 16, 2019
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Geriatric Trolls

an older person that lingers or tries to participate in an area usually dominated by a younger crowd. Most often associated with the "back" portion of an adult video store where nefarious sexual activity is taking place.
That porn shop is infested with Geriatric Trolls, you will have better luck with the one next to the college.
by IneedanID May 20, 2011
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Geriatric Moment

When you accidentally shit yourself when you just wanted to fart.

Incontinence
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Geriatric Gen-Xer

Geriatric Gen-Xers are a specific subsection of Gen-Xers. They typically drive crossover SUVs and lifted pickup with Salt Life, Punisher, Calvin urinating on the competition Logo vehicle or Life Laugh Love stickers on the back windows.

These folks will still have a Tasmanian Devil or Tweety Bird tattoo somewhere on their body. They were the first adopters of the Farmhouse esthetic . They joke about not being like their boomer parents but they’re worse in someways.

They’re usually bigoted than their Millennial counterparts, don’t believe in vaccines or climate change, and are mostly also the parents of Gen Z children.

Geriatric Gen-Xers typically do not comprehend the causes that younger generations about. Geriatric Gen-Xers also have a tendency to "stand their ground” and act like everybody else is wrong and they’re always right.
“Look at Uncle Donnie, that Geriatric Gen-Xer posting about how he was a latch key kid again, bragging about all the Nintendo’s his parents could afford because their mortgage was paid off by the time he was 10.”
by LilyDeflower March 24, 2023
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