AKA Hell for a Week, The Cold is an infectious illness that is caused by coughing, sneezing, and not washing hands. It spreads like wildfire amoing people in grades K-12 and gives you a clogged nose, sore throat, and sometimes a headache. It doesn't sound that bad, but holy shit does it suck.
Ben: Hey Brian why do you look so bad?
Brian: I was up all night blowing my nose and coughing because of the stupid ass cold I have.
Brian: I was up all night blowing my nose and coughing because of the stupid ass cold I have.
by qqq1123 August 28, 2013
A very low temperature.
Some of the coldest places include:
Canada
Antarctica
Russia
And the coldest of all:
Margaret Thatcher's heart.
Canada
Antarctica
Russia
And the coldest of all:
Margaret Thatcher's heart.
by communard420 April 06, 2011
by Charmaine Maine June 14, 2011
by cold August 31, 2003
by Satia September 03, 2014
adj. Part of a misguided attempt by Canadians to make freezing winter days seem elegantly desirable, somehow sophisticated, or perhaps "precious".
Lovely colde fronte blasting across the barren wasteland today my good man! Makes the olde blood coagulate. Eh what!
I can't hear you! My ears froze off two kilometers ago.
I can't hear you! My ears froze off two kilometers ago.
by gnostic1 December 03, 2010