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The Common Cold

The common cold to most is just a basic illness.
To me, it's a 1/2 gallon of orange juice and a roll of toilet paper, because I ran out of tissues.
Me : I have The Common Cold, well I guess it's time to go get some orange juice and toilet paper.
by MisaMadness May 20, 2009
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Fuck me in the ass cold

The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative fifteen degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.
Rick: How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?
Yolanda: It was Fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?
by Ricky Style December 14, 2008
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Fuck me in the ass cold

The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.
Rick "How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?"

Yolanda "It was fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?"
by Rick(y) December 13, 2008
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Cure-to-the-common-cold

An example of something vital, or something forgotten
Steve: I feel like i forgot something
Joe: What'dya forget?
Steve: I dunno...probably something vital like the Cure-to-the-Common-Cold...
by LeeAnne R July 8, 2007
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Fuck me in the ass cold

The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.
Rick: How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?
Yolanda: It was Fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?
by Ricky Style July 20, 2008
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The Fishy Cold Place

"The Fishy Cold Place" is Seattle. In a comedy video about the Mandela effect, a comedian ironically claimed it referred to Sweden, thus demonstrating the Mandela effect.
"The only Ikea in the fishy cold place is south of town" or "The Space Needle is at the heart of the fishy cold place."
by Fake Peleus April 10, 2022
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The Cummin Cold

When you blow your load in your girl's nostrils and then she blows it out into a Kleenex.
Yo Dave, what you do with your girl last night?
I gave her the Cummin Cold! I blew my load all up in that bitches nostrils!
by Big Ev and Carter J May 20, 2008
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