milking the bull

translated from the olde Dutch idiom. Expecting impossible results.

John was milking the bull when he thought he could win a karaoke contest when he had a case of laryngitis.

by Klaust70 February 22, 2013

Tag the Bull

Graffiti sprayed on the side of a bull. Similar to urban tagging but with more running. Rural tagging. Related to tipping the cow.

Clem sneaks up on a Brahma bull, spray paints it's side with his moniker and runs like the wind. Tag the bull.

by Bapzzyx September 20, 2011

Milk the Bull

Male masterbation or the recieving of manual stimulation of similar nature from another.

"Dude, after four cups of coffee and a walk on the beach I had to milk the bull or I'd die."

by DiscoDuck August 18, 2009

Ride the Bull

to "ride the bull" - during vaginal, doggy style intercourse, to withdraw the penis and shove it directly and forcefully balls deep into the anus of your unsuspecting parter. and of course holding on until she throws you off or you get off. Works the best with anal virgins.

Next time you got your girl bent over, just shove it up her ass. Go Balls Deep!!! And scream Ride the bull!

by scottidottidopealicious June 2, 2008

ride the bull

You bring a fattie home from the bar and while you are having doggystyle sex with her, you whisper, "you are the fattest, most disgusting thing I have ever seen." Then you try and hold on long enough to blow your load.

I heard steve ride the bull last night and that bitch went crazy.

by Erik bo-berek May 24, 2006

ride the bull

the process of doing someone doggy style in front of a window while a friend hides somewhere in the room. Sometime in the middle of fucking, the man that's fucking his trick pulls out and lets his buddy in without the hoe knowing. He runs around to the other side of the window, yells "Surprise!", and sees how long his buddy can "ride the bull".

My best friend Joe had the hots for my woman so I let him ride the bull.

by Crazy Capps May 23, 2008

charge the bull

A sexual activity which originates from the cuckold scene. The act of charging the Bull is when the cuckolded husband runs towards the Bull shortly after he has completed ejaculating inside the wife, in order to both clean the Bull's penis and thank him for servicing his wife.

Bob couldn't help but charge the bull after he had serviced his wife so well.

by chadmendez January 6, 2016