1) thailand woman: lets smoke, drink and have sex with my hot sister!
2) me: whats the capitol of thailand?
him: er...
me: BANGKOK! *punch in the nuts*
2) me: whats the capitol of thailand?
him: er...
me: BANGKOK! *punch in the nuts*
by fanatacist July 24, 2004
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A country from South East Asia that stole from neighboring countries through out the centuries. Such as the glass Buddha from Laos that supposedly FLEW to Thailand and is now chained down so that it wont ever FLY back home. Now trying to say Angkor Wat in Cambodia belonged to the Thai. Funny because the Khmer Empire is older than Siam. Another funny thing is... Why do people in North Eastern Thailand (e-san) speak Laos? um.. maybe it's because their ancestors and the land they stand on today are from the Lao kingdom of Lan Xang.
FUN FACTS: 90% of Thai's are ladyboys. So, if you order'd your bride from there. 90% chance you order'd a ladyboy.
FUN FACTS: 90% of Thai's are ladyboys. So, if you order'd your bride from there. 90% chance you order'd a ladyboy.
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1. Walk down the neighborhood grabbing anything (living/non-living/etc.) you can lay your hands on.
2. Come home with your booty and dump the stash in a huge bowl of hot water.
3. Boil the stuff for a randomly chosen length of time.
4. Invite your mates over, grab the nearest peice of wood (to be used as sticks) you can find and swallow with your eyes closed.
5. Walk away from the table as if nothing had happened.
1. Walk down the neighborhood grabbing anything (living/non-living/etc.) you can lay your hands on.
2. Come home with your booty and dump the stash in a huge bowl of hot water.
3. Boil the stuff for a randomly chosen length of time.
4. Invite your mates over, grab the nearest peice of wood (to be used as sticks) you can find and swallow with your eyes closed.
5. Walk away from the table as if nothing had happened.
A good outcome of the above recipe is "Paad Thai" probably the yuckiest dish ever prepared in the history of Homo Sapiens.
by Vinaya HS April 28, 2005
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phuket thailand is a island in thailand.
in juno she just read phuket thailand so said it
phuket thailand is a island in thailand.
in juno she just read phuket thailand so said it
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