textasexual

Someone who gets sexually stimulated by being involved in the act of texting

Because he was a textasexual, he had no problem getting hard as he texted his sexual fantasies to a woman he had never met.

by Halz In LaLa March 27, 2016

TEXTASIZE

The process of adding click-bate text on your videos.

Hey Mike, why don't you textasize your video with "OMG, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?" to get more people to watch it. This works great on Facebook!

by textasize August 24, 2016

Texassholian

Anyone seen driving a car in the state of Texas

Did you see that Texassholian drive by at 125 mph?

by TexasHighlander August 17, 2018

Texass

Texass is the name given to that school in Austin with the mascot of Shorthorns. Texass does not refer to the state of Texas.

“Texass sucks”,

“Texass bites
Texass bites
Texass bites
Texass jump and bite my ass.”

“Beat Texass”

by SKIHOG March 22, 2021

textssay

A text message so long that no normal person would ever take the time to read it.

Person 1: *sends this text*: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt… (cont.)
Person 2: Bruh why’d you send me that long ass textssay, I ain’t reading allat

by collegeboardwhore April 28, 2023