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technocopian

Someone that believes technology will be invented, or existing technology will assist, to create solutions towards a utopia.

That guy always states that once we have fusion power, there will be no peak oil crisis. What a technocopian.
That guy always states that once we have fusion power, there will be no peak oil crisis. What a technocopian.
by mrflash818 December 27, 2011
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TechnoCore

A style of music pioneered by The Forgetful Reagans, a band from San Antonio, Texas.

The style involves blending hardcore and punk with techno and drum & bass. The overall result sounds like thick, chunky guitars played over electronic beats, also featuring DJ scratching.

Vocals are usually rapped, screamed and sung, and border on hysteria.

The entire style is very energetic, chaotic, and humorous.
by Jeff Norton February 8, 2004
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technocoma

The inability to function when without one or more technologies and/or technological devices.
Wow, Kathia could barely function in the technocoma caused when she forgot her iPhone at work that night. When the cable went out too, she was totally catatonic.
by jason2048 December 30, 2008
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technochondriac

The friend you have that runs 4 antivirus programs, 10 different freeware anti-malware packages and is running zone alarm, norton internet security AND the windows firewall at the same time? The same guy who insists that defraging his hard drive every weekend makes surfing the internet faster?

Yeah, him.
(As defined by Dax420 on Reddit)

{Call to software company}
Customer: I installed your {program}, and now the geek squad is telling me I need a new hard drive!

Agent: Sir, I apologize, but I'm afraid that there's no way our {innocuous application} could physically damage your hard drive.

Customer: Oh yeah!? Well GOOGLE says your program destroys thousands of computers every year!

Agent: I am not one to question the Google sir, but I am telling you; it's not possible.

Customer: Then explain why GOOGLE has 40,000 results when I search for "{software name} destroyed my computer"!!
Agent: PEBKAC?
Customer: What??
Agent: Sir, I'm afraid you're a technochondriac.
Customer: *click*
by thisnameissoclever February 11, 2010
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technofogie

An individual of parental status registered as an active Facebook user. This individual sends friend requests to the people his/her child grew up with and have as Facebook friends.
Your mom just added me as friend on Facbook and her profile picture is a closeup of her saggy tit, what a technofogie.
by Bottomless ChronWell May 20, 2009
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technotroglodyte

technotroglodyte; noun; a person who is not up to speed with the latest technology.
Example: When Sydney asked her father for a macintosh for her birthday, the technotroglodyte gave her a piece of fruit.
by bethany_is_falling October 31, 2009
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Technotocracy

A government in which the highest figure is a computer, or an artificial intelligence.
From the greek "technitós", meaning artificial and "krátos", meaning state.
With the rise of artificial intelligence, it is expected that a technotocracy might emerge.
by Bluey_The_Somber_Pirate November 23, 2021
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