technosexual tragedy

It is when a people discover the existence of an extra marital affair through the accessing of text messages.

The alleged affair between the Mayor and his Chief of Staff was a technosexual tragedy after the Free Press got hold of their text messages and published them.

by Grenville Collins January 26, 2008

Technosexual

Any person that engages in virtual and electro-mechanical sexual intercourse or masturbation to the exclusion of human sexual relations.

John is such a Technosexual, he wouldn't know what a real girl was if she bit him.

by Offroadnutz June 22, 2016

Technosexual

One who is sexually attracted to robots or machinery; the sexual attraction to robots or machinery. In other words, complete bullshit

Beth : Jane! I didn't see you at the party last night! Where were you!
Jane: Sorry, I was having technosexual sex with my Roomba.

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

technoslut

A brilliant technician who is a social disaster.

William Gates III in his twenties was a technoslut.

by stefano jodice June 27, 2007

Technosexual

A Technosexual individual is someone who has desire to make a love or to be a couple with someone else, depend on the electronic goods or gadgets belong to his/her couple. So they chose someone to love based on gadgets that they hold or it could be a vehicle that they use. They can be male or female.

melanie: " oouuuh OMG, jack, u have a sophisticated motorcycle, it's awesome!! . . .take me with u jack! "
jack : " okaaay! I Love Technosexual! haha. . ."

by rytinggalnama1 March 2, 2011

Technosexual

The state of being a lonely, ginger fag whose only possibility of a mate lies in technology
Also applies to anyone who knows what linux is.
An individual who uses the mental image of something technological for stimulation whilst doing their ugly girlfriend/sibling

mmmm.....Systems Development Life Cycle.......
This constitutes as hardcore Technosexualism

by Can Tiarnán rape? November 30, 2010

technosex

When a n00b and a n00bet meet eachother over the internet and have sexual relations through online chat or during online play with a headset.

I had the greatest technosex with Gnarlatron after I defeated a clan of elven rangers.

by Gnarlatron December 24, 2006