teabag

The procedure of dipping one’s testicles into one’s mouth in an up and down motion.

Secretly gay Devin stood on top of his best friend Harold, who was asleep. He dipped his balls in and out. His saliva lubricated his testicles and it felt so good. Devin accidentally slipped, and his entire ballsack went in his mouth. He tried getting back up, but it was too hard. Harold then started biting. It hurt like hell, squatting naked with pain spreading throughout his balls.
His cock lay across Harold’s neck and Harold’s cat who slept on Harold’s bed woke up. The cat looked at his cock and started to scratch it. Harold bit harder, making Devin hard. This went on for the entire night. Devin vowed to never teabag again.

by Well, shit. April 22, 2018

teabagged

Resting your nutsack in or on someone else's property for a comedic effect. Preferably with photographic evidence.

While she was in the bathroom, I teabagged her lip gloss.

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Running Start Teabag

a variation on the teabag. The teabagger must be pantless and run at full speed towards the victim (helps if the victim is sitting). The teabagger then leaps at the victim with his legs apart and slaps the person in the face or mouth with his genitals. If done correctly the victims neck should snap. The teabagger will be feel a great deal of pain but boy is it worth it.

Chris: "I need to get home but my ride is passed out in a chair... how can I wake this bitch up?"
Ryan: "Three words, running start teabag!"

by cs February 11, 2005

The Dairy Queen Teabag

The act of dipping ones scrotum and remaining genetalia into their own feces, like Dairy Queen dips cones into chocolate sauce. The now butt-sludge encased package enters the mouth of an unsuspecting victim and procedes with an in-and-out motion, gently scraping the teeth.

"Last night Shellie was back-talking me so I waited for her to go to sleep and straight up DQ'ed her."

by The Earl of Teabag April 9, 2005

Athletic Teabagging

When an athlete (most likely a black guy during a basketball game) jumps high enough to reach their opponents head (usually a lesser skilled white counterpart ) to were, intentional or accidental, the meeting of balls to face occurs.

Lebron James once slammed dunked the ball, not before the occurrence of athletic teabagging to Steve Nash's face.

by Tie Fan July 31, 2010

Australian teabag

When you shove your ballsack in someone's ass while they are upside-down (specifically inside the rectum)

This Sheila asked me to Australian teabag her shitter and now my ballsack tastes like ass

by Xx_Keith69_xX July 18, 2019

chocolate teabag bandit mask

When you dip your balls in chocolate and place them over someone's eyes, so that when you move your balls away it looks like they are wearing a bandit mask made of chocolate.

Jim had passed out at the party before the chocolate fountain had run out, so Danny took out his balls and gave Jim a chocolate teabag bandit mask.

by Chewbacca Bears September 4, 2006