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Tallahassee Tickle Torture

A sexual act in which the receiver is tied down on a bed and tickled with the penis(es) of the male participant(s).
Oh my God! I got a Tallahassee Tickle Torture the other day and I almost pissed myself laughing!
by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010
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tallahasee tinker toy

When you take a dump, freeze a turd and then use it as a dildo.
I gave that skank a shitty vagina with my tallahasee tinker toy
by paul barman May 2, 2006
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Tallahassee Land Shark

When you bend a girl up against the wall (with her pants off), step back approximately 50 ft., and with your hard-on, sprint at the girl... your goal being to stick your erect penis into her already-ludbricated vagina.
I gave my girlfriend a Tallahassee Land shark for the first time last night and accidentally made a new hole between her vag and asshole. I said sorry though.
by That guy gettin his D WET April 11, 2009
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Tallahassee Windex

Tallahassee Windex is what you call it when you get head from a girl with glasses, nut on said glasses, and then use your dick as a wiper blade so she can see around your apartment while she looks for a towel.
Mannnnn, I Tallahassee Windexed the girl from Applebees last night but she still bumped into my dresser on her way to the bathroom
by Stunna man Mike, son September 30, 2010
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Tallahassee Steam Driver

The act of pouring alcohol into a woman's vagina, shaking her, and drinking the resulting liquid in the form of a shot.
Can be known as the TSD
My girlfriend was down for a Tallahassee Steam Driver, but I didn't want to drink that shit.

Dude I did the Tallahassee Steam Driver last night, and I am still puking from drinking that shit.

Home Slice, I gave my ho a TSD, but it gave me a STD.
by E- Mez and P- Mack January 5, 2008
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Tallahassee Trail Blazer

When you have diarrhea real bad, then you take a huge shit, but don't wipe. After that you titty fuck your girl leaving a skidmark down her stomach.
After I had a bad case of the taco shits, I fucked those big ol titties, tallahassee trail blazer style.
by Mike, Glen, Michael August 9, 2006
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Tallahassee Waffle House

When you take a frozen waffle, roll it around a stick of butter, and heat up syrup to use as lube, then go to town on that pussy. (Eating the waffle is optional, come adds flavor)
Person 1: “Hey have you tried waffle housing yet?”
Person 2: “Hell yeah, she loves the Tallahassee Waffle House!!! We are goin for round two tonight man.”
by WH262 February 27, 2018
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