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Chris Takala

A) A wigger, a white nigger. Someone who listens to gangster rap while being a lanky demon child with Blue Sky for blood. He is known to associate himself with Lucas Puig and has a knack for screaming: "SIIIIIIICK," or, "EWWWWWW."

As an avid Black Ops fan, a Chris Takala will never like anything belonging to the science fiction genre because it looks "too japanese." Borderline racist, and socially black, he is the epitome of all "WHITE ASS CRACKA'S" worldwide.

B)
"God dammit Chris, you fucking dropped butter into the sink!"

"HAHAHEHEHAHFHAGHHEHAAA-*wheeze...wheeze*HAHAHA!"

"Shut the fuck up Chris! Go get another half a cup of butter! Fuck."

Chris Takala! What a whore.
Chris Takala by Alex Haws October 18, 2012
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Gene Takavic 

Gene Takavic AKA the Cinnabon manger in Omaha, Nebraska Gene is a sweet and kind man he truly cares for his co-workers

“I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one, number one”

Takayama, Katsuhiko 

This guy, this fucking guy wrote the script.... for Boku No Pico, yes that award winning clusterfuck of child pornography and rape that could fuck with your nightmares more than It the clown could if you were watching it when you were but a wee child. So this guy is happy to take credit for a shit script on this piece of filth, well... that's excusable, everybody makes mistakes..right? Well No. He also wrote the scripts for the 2 sequels to this piece of shit, and it might as well be child porn inception because it gets weirder and weirder every time. Yo dawg i heard you wanted some child porn to go with your child porn, so we could some child porn with your child porn in sequel with your child porn so you could child porn while you rape children in the mouth over the internet!! If you want to shame someone or know that your better than someone, then you are better than this guy, Takayama, Katsuhiko.... what a twat.
Sane Guy1: hey do you want to go and see a movie next week
Sane Guy 2: yeah man i hear that the new Man of Steel movie has had some mixed revie....
Takayama, Katsuhiko: HEY GUYS LETS GO AND FUCK CHILDREN WITH A PENCIL!!!!
Sane Guy 1 to Sane Guy 2: Lets just back away slowly......

Pull a Takahashi 

To throw away one's own dignity and became a lowly money grubbing scum-bag
bully: i will fuck you up
person: no i have my friends who will back me up!
friend1: XD haha! *punches person*
friend2: HAHAHA! *slaps person*
person: WTF! don't tell me you guys were willing to pull a takahashi
Pull a Takahashi by idk500 November 6, 2020
She is very Takara to me
Takara by Tommy Dip March 10, 2011
A beautiful girl with lots of personality and is very athletic and beautiful whether she knows it or not
Guy 1:That Girls Awesome at soccer
Guy 2:Shes a total Takarah
Takarah by AwesomeAddison February 14, 2018