tuxedo t-shirt

Typically a black t-shirt with a white tuxedo printed on the front, giving the illusion that the person is wearing a tuxedo.

They are usually awesome.

"Is that guy wearing a tuxedo t-shirt?"

"Yeah. He's probably awesome."

by TehInteractive May 1, 2008

T-shirt fan

Anyone who claims they are a "fan" of a particular sports team, even though they had no prior support for/interest in the team until that team started winning. These types of fans usually wear t-shirts supporting a particular pro/college sports team even though they do not live in that city or did not go to that college. Plenty of these fans did not even go to college, and some are lucky to have past a 6th grade education.

After UT won the National Football Championship, many illegal immigrants from Mexico became a t-shirt fan.

by BustyBaller November 14, 2009

Pink Floyd T-Shirt

What I am wearing right now, and NOTHING is going to change that. It's not a 'PINK FLOYD T SHIRT' It's the cover art for Dark Side of the Moon; their greatest album. Millions of these shirts have been sold, just like the album it's based on. If you think that makes me emo, think again.

PINK FLOYD STILL FIRST IN SPACE

My dad and HIS dad had this shirt. And anyone who thinks thats gay, is gay themselves. Stop calling it a Pink Floyd T-shirt, ass fuck.

by 1800 December 9, 2008

T-Shirt Willy

When you put a pair of pants on in a hurry over a shirt which is then tucked into the pants. Sometimes the bottom corner of the shirt sticks through your fly, which is called a T-shirt willy.

*in PE changing rooms after the lesson*

"tom, you have a t-shirt willy again"
"no i dont"
"yes you do look"
".......shit"

by ljw December 8, 2005

T-Shirt Banner

Those hot ass, big tit girls that are on the right of your web page at the moment.

That girl in that T-Shirt banner is hot!
I wish I replaced her T-Shirt with my jizz.

by An Intelligent Pineapple February 10, 2010

T Shirt Stretchers

When a woman wears a shirt so tight, her boobs look like they are stretching it. The boobs are then called T Shirt Stretchers.

Daaamn.. Look at those girls T Shirt Stretchers.

by PhillMcRacking27 May 18, 2010

Hillbilly T-shirt

Paper toilet seat covers dispensed in public restrooms. "For your protection". Worn by placing the head through middle of the seat cover like a horse collar.

"Hey, check out Billybob. He's wearing one of them free Hillbilly T-shirts from the toilet seat cover dispenser in the restroom!"

by 24@SJ August 5, 2009