synchronized swimming

To collectively pee on somebody.

We did a little synchronized swimming in the bathtub and yada yada yada, her hair hasn't smelled the same since.

by zarch April 7, 2008

Synchronized Masturbation

The professional artistic form of the circle jerk. Usually requires lots of practice and an over-familiarity with ones friends. It is usually performed in a dark room

Related sports: Fasturbation

He's a gold metalist in Synchronized Masturbation, you can tell by the callouses and the well developed foreams.

by smojo100 March 16, 2009

Synchronize Watches

The act of calling your friends in an attempt to set a time to have sex at the same time as each other. This act builds lasting friendships and bonds as each person has sex knowing that they are having sex at the same time as their friends. This act can be done alone (Hand Solo) if a partner is unavailable.

Bob emailed all of his friends to Synchronize Watches at 8:30 tonight. My wife is on the rag so I will be going Hand Solo.

by Rodan Mistiff February 19, 2011

Synchronicity X

One of the best Gears of War players on the planet. Promises to own anyone that crosses his path..

I just got owned by Synchronicity X.

by Guy that got owned by him October 20, 2008

synchronized swimming

A form of group sex used with very loose vaginal orifices.

We had a synchronized swimming session with Charlene.

by anjr00 July 17, 2003

Synchronized Pissing

When you and the person next to you start pissing at the same time and somehow stop pissing at the same time making the situation awkward although leaving you both thinking "fuck that was legendary"

I went to the bathroom and these two people were Synchronized Pissing. It was kinda awkward but legendary.

by j0d4n September 6, 2011

Synchronized football

Synchronized football is an individual hybrid sport of regular football and penalty kicks. The name derives from it's mathematically perfected, synchronized field layout. The game can host a number of players, ranging from 3-6, where the goal layout of a 3 player-match would be a triangle, and in a game of 5 players would be a pentagon and so on.

Hi Geir! Want to play a game of synchronized football? Me a and my buddies here challenge you to a hectagon game.

by geir January 9, 2007