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Someone who sucks their superiors (ie: boss, manager, supervisor) dick to try and gain favoritism, without having to do anything other than sucking dick.
"I can't believe Jerome got that promotion, he's one lazy fuck..."

"I can, he's a professional root swinger!"
by 1quickcoupe October 23, 2016
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Someone who understands what others don't about a particular game they are playing. They are often more rational allowing them to get a better grasp on fundamentals.
"fuark bro you see that guy effectively manage his price risk, how the fuck he do that?"
"Yea not sure man, its like he understands things like hedging , carry, spread risk and the basic calculations for pricing grain at each stage of the supply chain"
"true, sounds like the cunts a king swinger"
by Kerser2 August 4, 2021
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(Australian Slang) 1. One who makes a mockery of themselves and others subconsciously or without intent.
2. One who cannot make up their mind.
3. Anyone roughly defined as a fool or buffoon.
That Rodger Barley; What a fucking tree-swinger!
by Agent FareEvader August 12, 2003
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A person who has un-planned sexual encounters with numerous people who they are not dating and do not intend to date.

A person can be a swinger while single and faithful while in a relationship.

On the other hand, there are some people who continue to swing even while in relationships.
Person1- 'The other night I hooked up with 3 different men/women.'

Person2- 'That's disgusting, you filthy swinger.'

Person3- 'Sounds like good times! I wish I were a swinger!'
by A. Ded September 20, 2006
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A person who engages in the Swing LifeStyle. Also known as a LifeStyler, Swingers are people who partake in group sex , one on one hook-ups or the swapping of sexual partners. Swingers attend or host Swinger/Lifestyle Parties.
It is for open sexual personalities and like minded individuals.

Although many Swingers enter the Lifestyle together, there are plenty who enter the Lifestyle as a bull, a single man in the Lifestyle who plays with other people’s wives and a unicorn, a single woman in the Lifestyle who likes to play with couples. There are also Nymphs, and Rexes. A Rex is a single man who enters the lifestyle and plays with women who are single or attached, REX means King. A Nymph is a straight (or bi) single queen who plays with men in the Lifestyle.

There is no room for jealousy or dramatics in the swinger realm.

Swingers are everyday people with jobs or lives just like everyone else can have. They are people who are very comfortable in their skin looking for new, exciting ways to explore their sexuality. There are voyeurs, exhibitionists, bdsm kinks, poly relationships and couples looking for the third, plus other types of swinger sub categories.
Some stumbled into the Lifestyle because they were bi-sexual or bi-curious, some for the desire to have sex beyond pro-creation and many for relationship excitement, some through marital issues, which in most cases, ended up enhancing their communication and relationships (if done right).
My wife and I wanted to play with other couples so we went to a Swinger Party.
I am a Swinger.
by @LayLaysList April 19, 2018
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Nut Swinger - when one person has a ghey infatuation with another person , and they hang on there every word ( NUTS ).
Everytime kunkelution says anything steve the "Nut Swinger" steps up and toots his horn...
by COOL MO DEE May 17, 2007
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A person who dates around (not necessarily sleeps with many people) because they're indesicive or frankly don't want a steady
Jane:: I'm going on a date with Mike on saturday, his brother on sunday, and his sister on monday

Tim:: Wow, Jane. You sure are a swinger. Can't decide which one to pick?

Jane:: I just don't want a relationship at the moment.
by ko-gal October 3, 2006
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