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Swiffer

Swiffer is a sex technique were you put a dead squirrle, or another fluffy animal, over your dick and penetrait a girl so you swiff the dust out of her pussy.
Last night he made the swiffer, an it was great and im not dusty anymore from inside
by Swiffmaster March 20, 2020
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Swiffer

The swiffer is a sex technique where you put a dead squirrle , or another fluffy animal, over your dick and penetrate a girl . Then she is not dusty from inside anymore.
Yesterday my BF made the Swiffer and it was fantastic. I never was so clean!
by Swiffmaster March 20, 2020
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Swiffer

When a man edges a woman to the point of her being soaked . The woman then rubs her wet pussy all over the mans naked body .
My girlfriend and I swiffered for hours ; she made such a mess over me .
by Squizz we December 22, 2021
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Swiffer

A Swiffer is a Swiftie (Taylor Swift superfan) who will perform sexual favors in exchange for going to a Taylor Swift concert.
Taylor Swift is coming to town. Let’s go to the Hy-Vee and find a Swiffer to take to the show.
by Don Rumsfeld March 18, 2022
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Indian Swiffer

Indian lady pussy squirts on the floor then mops it up with a turban
Guest: why does your house smell like curried trout?
Kid: oh that's just from my mom mopping the floors, she uses the Indian Swiffer method.
by Vice420 September 12, 2024
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Cornhill Swiffer Jet

When you ejaculate in a girl’s mouth and then quickly flip her upside-down so the juice runs out of her nostrils onto the floor, followed by a prompt mopping of the floor with the hair on her head.
“I think I found the onefinally, a girl whose core is strong enough to stay rigid during a Cornhill Swiffer Jet.”
by bflem August 16, 2025
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Swiffers

Swiffers or Swiftards are a cult dedicated to worshipping the republican billionaire Taylor Swift. Swiffers are std infested gays who spend their whole lives on Twitter dragging female artists like Billie Eilish, Beyonce, Ariana Grande, Olivia Rodrigo, Charli XCX, SZA and many more.
"Did you hear #swiftieracism was trending on Twitter yet again?"
"Swiffers are never beating the nazi allegations."
by orangeseagull December 18, 2025
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