susan 

A FUCKING LEGEND

A SPECIAL CHILD
A NON-ASIAN

SUSAN IS A FUCKIN LEGEND

susan by gosuckmydick123 March 12, 2019

Susan 

A name you give to that one annoying bitch that's always getting on your nerves for sticking their nose into business that doesn't concern them.
It is commonly used on Social Media.

Some random girl: *randomly appears out of nowhere and interrupts conversation* I honestly think that people should be more open to criticism

Me: Okay Susan, no one asked you to put your two cents on every fucking subject

Susan by Taurtlez September 20, 2018

Susan 

Noun- A person who is difficult to deal with, usually selfish, uses her zodiac as an excuse, consistently asks to speak to the manager, causes a scene to gain attention, career victim.

Verb- To react overdramaticly, or extreme, as if the world owes you a debt.

Also excellent in Memes.

Noun-a. Did you see that crazy lady over there, she's a Susan!
b. (to someone overreacting) Susan, is that you!?

Verb- a. She blew up my phone all night, she was susaning hard!
b. Calm down, you're susaning!

c. Are you about to susan?

Susan by BGP89 October 9, 2018

Susan 

Susan refers to a crazy woman. The Susan is deadly and loves lauraette. The Susan knows all lauraettes personal passwords and broke into her home. The Susan has battled a shaolin monk and won because she's so crazy.

You need to go to an insane asylum! You mean a Susan asylum?

Susan by Sexymamahatesurdrama July 11, 2018

Susan 

Susan is a woman who really likes dogs and other women. She probably wears orange a lot, and won’t hesitate to throat-punch you if you irritate her. Oddly enough, she is liked by almost everyone.

Oh my god, look; that woman just throat-punched a small child! She’s such a Susan.

Susan by Hawkclaw August 1, 2019

Susan 

Susan is an amazing girl, She is very talented at what she does (Photography..) She put's alot of time and effort into them, Just like she does alot of things. She enjoys Partying and having fun. She is a very Beautiful, funny girl with an Incredible sense of humor, And an Incredibly sexy Laugh and accent. Her culture is a Polish one, Which is a very Indistinct one at that. Everybody who is with Susan agree's she is one of the most Beautiful People around.
Careful, you don't want to miss out on her, She truly is the most Amazing person you will ever meet.

Man 1 "Hey man, Did you meet Susan?
Man 2 "Yeah, She's an Amazing Girl"
Man 1 "Don't take her for Granted, She's a Keeper"

Susan by AussieMeth January 1, 2012

Susan 

My wife who took the fucking kids.

Susan took the fucking kids

Susan by Pussy_master69 March 8, 2019