Susitude

Your cosmic level of sus dependent on the amount or red one has on their body at the moment.

"Bro your Susitude is off the charts!"

by SususAmogus October 31, 2021

suckadude

Someone who usually tries too hard for a lost cause such as a woman or man and does ignorant or lame things to try and prove oneself although it usually is in vain.

Bob's cool but when he gets around Tina he acts like a suckadude and rides her coat tails.

by Willie Licker November 27, 2021

shockitude

The state of being in shock, not knowing right from left, or up from down. Utterly dumbfounded, speechless, and feeling like a general tard.

I can tell from the shockitude on your face, this is going to be a long-ass conversation.

by hashmetash December 23, 2022

SUBSITUDE

🔹 Word: Subsitude

🔸 Part of Speech: Noun

🔸 Definition:

The state or condition of a person who is shaped, limited, or controlled by their external circumstances — living reactively rather than by their own autonomous will.

In short: When life happens to you, not by you.

🔸 Example Sentences:
• “After years stuck in the same job and town, I realized I wasn’t living — I was just surviving in subsitude.”
• “Society praises freedom, but most of us live quietly in subsitude, ruled by forces we never chose.”
• “He mistook comfort for freedom, not realizing he had settled into subsitude.”

🔸 Origin:

Coined in 2025. Formed from sub- (under) and -tude (a state or condition), following the structure of words like attitude and servitude. FJC

🔸 Tags:

existentialism, philosophy, self-awareness, agency, determinism, oppression, emotional states, coined words

“After years stuck in the same job and town,I realized I wasn't living — I was just surviving in Subsitude.”

by Slo Car September 13, 2025