Creamy Substances from your underage lover

When Alana takes Noah b's "gooch" at the homless shelter

noah b: hey alana! come and give me some of that plump thigh treatment

noah b: let your juices flow from your cheeks onto my crotch

alana: yes daddy.....give me your pink suculant crack money

random homeless man in the corner of the room (michael): Hey babies!!! Creamy Substances from your underage lover is my favorite homless meal.....

by Mr. crotch tickler (noah b) December 13, 2023

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workable substance

Any substance that will elicit a high, buzz or rush, no matter how intense.

Yo, that fly I smoked was a workable substance.

by R. Sterling Shackleford, III March 8, 2011

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

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Staining Substance

An energy drink that is spilled on a table, ultimately staining the surface.

The boy spilled staining substance on the teachers desk, now it is an odd color...

by Haysyd March 17, 2025

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Substance Seesaw

The act of taking copious amounts of uppers and downers in alternating succession, so as to achieve a psychological seesaw affect

“What’s up with Kieth? He’s turned into an introvert, then extrovert, then back again like 4 times in the past hour..”

“Oh don’t mind him. He’s just been taking a solo ride on the substance seesaw since he clocked out at 5. You might wanna hide the rest of the booze while he’s atop mount Adderall.”

by urbanovergrowth August 30, 2023

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