Creamy Substances from your underage lover

When Alana takes Noah b's "gooch" at the homless shelter

noah b: hey alana! come and give me some of that plump thigh treatment

noah b: let your juices flow from your cheeks onto my crotch

alana: yes daddy.....give me your pink suculant crack money

random homeless man in the corner of the room (michael): Hey babies!!! Creamy Substances from your underage lover is my favorite homless meal.....

by Mr. crotch tickler (noah b) December 13, 2023

Substance Seesaw

The act of taking copious amounts of uppers and downers in alternating succession, so as to achieve a psychological seesaw affect

“What’s up with Kieth? He’s turned into an introvert, then extrovert, then back again like 4 times in the past hour..”

“Oh don’t mind him. He’s just been taking a solo ride on the substance seesaw since he clocked out at 5. You might wanna hide the rest of the booze while he’s atop mount Adderall.”

by urbanovergrowth August 30, 2023

Smelly the Nobbly bobbly unknown substance Gingerella ginger

Smelly the Nobbly Bobbly Unknown Substance Gingerella Ginger is a part Irish and Scottish Ginger who was once crippled.

Smelly the Nobbly Bobbly Unknown Substance Gingerella Ginger Is a Nicki Minaj and Doja Cat and Lil Nas X and Ariana Grande and Cardi B fan!

by ItsMeMiraculousMoni July 29, 2022

The sweet substance

Pop Tart goo or filling.

I love the taste of the sweet substance of a freshly toasted Pop Tart. Delicious!!

by Watchmaven July 29, 2024

substance slut

A girl that loves using any substance put available with zero hesitation no matter how hard the drug.

Damn, that Sophie girl is really a substance slut.

by substanceslut January 12, 2025

Staining Substance

An energy drink that is spilled on a table, ultimately staining the surface.

The boy spilled staining substance on the teachers desk, now it is an odd color...

by Haysyd March 17, 2025

substance rape

Raping someone when they are high

Yes I will say I did substance rape him

by 459395 March 5, 2022