Pork Stocking

The anal hole and rectal cavity of an individual that enjoys anal sex.

That’s it. Put it to me in my pork stocking.

Rachel loves it when I breed her pork stocking.

I had a BBC in my pork stocking last night. I’m sore and swollen today. Rosebud is tender to the touch.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018

Santa's Stocking

To ejaculate into somebodies sock as a practical joke

After sexing your missus,pull out and come in her sock and reply "Santa left you something from his fat sack."
Or
On your best friends mums birthday jack off into one of her socks,and reply
"Santa came early this year"
Or
Your bosses sock,friends sock,etc

Now that you know what a Santa's Stocking is, it's time to spread that Christmas joy, regardless of the time of year.

by O'Shay June 17, 2008

French Stocking

A sock full of human shit. Typically used to beat someone with.

That dickhead stole my X-Box, so we are going to go fuck him up with a French Stocking.

by Gamilon April 16, 2010

blue stocking

is a old slang term for business women i.e. secretaries, journalists, creative thinkers. started in europe around 1400

a group of blue stockings gathered together with all persons, in mentaly stimulating conversation.

by yo mimi moma February 14, 2010

California Stocking Stuffer

When you insert a didlo into a sleeping person's ass, then use a mallet to knock it the rest of the way in.

Dude, he's knocked out! We should give him a California Stocking Stuffer!!!

by Jschape June 11, 2010

soggy stocking

A soggy stocking is when an individual masturbates (wanks) and releases their semen into a sock, and after the semen has saturated the sock it is then placed back on the foot of that individual

I was in a rush for work but wanted to blow a load (ejaculate) before I left, to save time I wore a soggy stocking

by Home schooled January 6, 2018

meat stocking

Vagina

I put my bologna pony in her meat stocking.

by guy12341234 December 27, 2010