stanford university

One of the best universities in the US. Incredibly open-minded and decidedly saturated with that wonderful California liberalism. The girls are better than people say, and the guys are either really hott or ugly like woah. We also party pretty hard here... trust me :). Athletics and academics are premier. Pretty much the best place on the earth.

so Stanford... yea awesome

by sexymexi July 7, 2005

Stanford University

a failed version of berkeley with their heads so far up their ass they can't see that

stanford sucks, hard

by Oaktownballa February 7, 2005

Stanford University

Commonly called "The Farm."

Stanford > insert your fav university

...except of course in the subject of hot girls...CAN'T ARGUE THAT ONE.

Stanford pwns. Learn about it.

by vlin April 30, 2005

Stanford University

An evil bastion of California conservatism. Condoleezza Rice used to teach Political Science there.

Their art museum is quite nice though.

"It took me FOREVER to find parking at Stanford University!"

by Tzeentch February 15, 2005

Stanford University

A prestigious private university where the asshole students can't decide whether they are better than everyone else because they're rich (which they are) or because they're smart (which they aren't). The parties suck and the girls are mediocre. The only bright side is that there are fewer hippies than at Berkeley.

Don't go to Stanford unless you hate having fun.

by Rob May 13, 2005

Stanford Achievement Test

A bullcrap exam created by Harcourt forced on students every year from kindergarten through high school. It usually takes place during the first semester and tests students on topics such as reading, math, language arts, spelling, listening, science, and social science. They're designed to measure students' knowledge of narrative, process, and cluster summaries, as well as graphic displays to clarify performance, guide planning, and analysis.

These exams do not test things such as creativity and personality, nor doesn't affect potential high school and college performance. The upside though is you don't have any homework during the time you're taking that test.

Kyle: Hey, are you ready for the Stanford Achievement Test?
Chris: Oh, not this again. I suffered during last year's exam.

by The Real Driller December 20, 2022

Stanford University

a place that everyone will praise you for getting into if you do get in, and that everyone will tell you has ugly girls and crappy parties if you don't. basically, it's impossible to decide if stanford is actually a good place to go to school, but it sure is badass. and also, it's impossible to get into; white middle-class kids with 1700 on their SATs and a few cool ECs get in, and half-mexican kids with 2250 on their SATs and legit ECs don't. it's the biggest crapshoot in the history of the universe.

"I got waitlisted at Stanford University, and am very bitter. If you got in, go elsewhere so that you can open up spots."

"Stanford University is in the middle of Palo Alto, but for some reason everyone still wants to go there over UCLA, which is a great school in the middle of Los Angeles."

by chon3 April 1, 2008