by Seth Sekhem February 10, 2011
by niggerfaggot4lyfe February 21, 2017
"Donnie's hard cock throbbed as Johnny's limp hand slid down the shaft, give him what's known as a stale Wonderbread, a drop of pre cum glistened on his palm."
by Longnecker81 August 13, 2018
Stale spunk is when a gay man spunks in your asshole and you leave it there to bake for a week and it becomes stale and smelly. If you leave it any longer than a week, your asshole will get infected with spunk worms and they will destroy your asshole. This is when I immediately suggest you get help from the Stale Spunk God.
Cody: Dad! I was on an elevator with a man called James. I asked him why I could smell stale spunk and he said "It's because I farted mate"
Dad: Son! He has spunk worms in his asshole, I had them before.
Cody: What the fuck Dad! Was you gay?
Dad: No, I spunked in a little shot glass and inserted it into my bum.
Dad: Son! He has spunk worms in his asshole, I had them before.
Cody: What the fuck Dad! Was you gay?
Dad: No, I spunked in a little shot glass and inserted it into my bum.
by JaydenFloyd94 December 28, 2021
When one fists someone's orifice with a dirty, unwashed fist that they just used to fist a different orifice on that person.
"Billy took me to the roller rink last night and fisted me behind the pinball machines and then gave me a stale onion."
by cranberryzero October 18, 2007
When a girl is so boring that it's an utter turnoff. Just being near her staleness is excruciatingly taxing on your positive attitude.
Guy 1: I wanted this girl until I found out she was a stale bitch.
Guy 2: Yeah, I hate stale bitches. They are so boring, I can't stand to be around them.
Guy 1: I hear ya, I had to leave the room.
Guy 2: Yeah, I hate stale bitches. They are so boring, I can't stand to be around them.
Guy 1: I hear ya, I had to leave the room.
by TheMaster. January 01, 2011
When a female's weave/extensions is unkept, smells bad, put in for too long, and most importantly; dry as fuck. They also think they look good, but really they look like crusty bread in the back of a pantry.
Ugly Hating Ass Hoe: *whispers to her equally ugly friend* There that bitch that think she thick but she just a makeup cake face fat hoe!!
You: SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP YO ASS GOT A STALE WEAVE HOE! TAKE THAT OLD SHIT OUT!
You: SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP YO ASS GOT A STALE WEAVE HOE! TAKE THAT OLD SHIT OUT!
by restful ling ling January 03, 2016