A common stance taken at the men’s room urinal or toilet. The executive is hallmarked by an unusually wide stance (but not as wide as a Larry Craig), a slight lean forward towards the back wall supported by one arm/hand extended above the head and against the wall and one arm/hand holding and aiming the schlong as urine is released.
The executive is a sign of prowess and accomplishment. Whereas the common stance is simply standing with both hands down on the schlong.
The executive is a sign of prowess and accomplishment. Whereas the common stance is simply standing with both hands down on the schlong.
I quickly assumed the executive stance to cut loose with the beer I just drank.
The restroom was full of dudes taking and executive stance.
The restroom was full of dudes taking and executive stance.
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Usually defined, by people with taste, as destruction of a vehicle to fit into a crowd or "kill the scene" by using wide, low offset wheels with questionable tires and camber settings. Such cars normally can't handle well nor do they fare well on bumpy or uneven roads. A stanced car usually has high-quality performance parts installed that aren't being used as they were intended. Drivers of stanced cars also normally have a "my shit don't stink" mentality and believe people are haters because stanced cars are some sort of way to convey the image of success, a very twisted thought indeed. Most stanced cars have a tendency to look like every other stanced car, there is very rarely any actual individuality.
by oneslowdc5 July 14, 2014
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by durrrrr June 27, 2008
Get the romano warrior stance mug.When a girl sees a guy's arm or other body part that she likes or turns her on. She gets ready to pounce, sometimes surprising the guy. Like a stance, her legs might be open, depending on how hot the guy is.
After Jessica saw Bob's arms, she got into her rapist stance.
I saw this hot guy and he took his pants off. I was like BAM! Rapist stance.
I saw this hot guy and he took his pants off. I was like BAM! Rapist stance.
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Dr. Horrible: Hey, isn't this weird? I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love it!
Dr. Horrible: You're kidding. What a crazy random happen stance!
Penny: I love it!
Dr. Horrible: You're kidding. What a crazy random happen stance!
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Get the Crazy Random Happen Stance mug.(adj.) Term used to describe a car that has had it's chassis significantly lowered, eliminating most of the space between the undercarriage of the car and the ground as well as the fenders and the tops of the wheels.
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