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Google Scholar

Someone who believes that easy access to internet articles on a subject is the same as personal, academic, mastery of a subject. Someone who believes that upvotes and popularity of information on the internet is enough for that information to be trustworthy. Someone who disdains or ignores academic journals, primary sources, and university publications because the headlines in a search engine or social media have taught them all they need to know.
Another student cited wikipedia in my informal logic class. All the recent high school grads start off as Google Scholars.
by jin-roh May 20, 2016
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Scholarbate

The act of masturbation for study related purposes. Also known as "studybate."
"Man, I really need to scholarbate, otherwise I don't know if I'm going to be able to get this paper done."
by Head Fones May 10, 2009
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scholaristic

The act of being a scholar
He was so scholaristic in his presentation
by Taj-_-Richards November 27, 2017
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Scholartific

- A person who is extremely smart or highly educated.
- A word used for sarcastic remarks after someone says something stupid.
Random girl: Today is Thursday right?
Other girl: No it’s Wednesday

Other girl’s friend: Scholartific!!
by andreitablopez May 6, 2019
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Scholars Academy

A slightly overrated school that uses hurricane sandy as an excuse to be better
At scholars academy, we survived hurricane sandy, so that must mean we are strong!!
by InstantPotatos March 8, 2016
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Sholong

A super huge Adrian Patrick Sized Penis.
Pecker is a small penis and sholong is a huge penis
by Agemiester September 22, 2012
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Scholes

Scholes (verb, noun):

When a player scores a goal from outside the box. The ball must be struck first time, and with sufficient power. It can follow a pass along the ground, or the ball can be hit on the (half) volley. Scholeses are often scored from corners. The word "Scholes" is also shouted when someone has the opportunity to "Scholes it up".

Named after Paul Scholes due to his signature goal.
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Here are many good examples of Scholeses.
by boffintim August 22, 2010
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