Verb. The act of two-squaring is to intentionally leave only two squares of toilet paper on the roll, thus fooling the next user into thinking sufficient ass-wiping supplies are available when they, in fact, are not.
Frank: "I heard you broke up with Shelly. What's up with that?"
Bob: "What can I say? The bitch two-squared me one too many times."
also:
Ray: "Motherfucker! Why do I always get two-squared during my morning shit after a night of fried food and Bud heavy?"
Bob: "What can I say? The bitch two-squared me one too many times."
also:
Ray: "Motherfucker! Why do I always get two-squared during my morning shit after a night of fried food and Bud heavy?"
by duke5572 October 29, 2007
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(1) a gay foursome
(2) a cheap knockoff of hot topic. this is where preppy posers buy their gay punk rocker clothes.
(3) the achievement of humping a walrus in three different states.
(2) a cheap knockoff of hot topic. this is where preppy posers buy their gay punk rocker clothes.
(3) the achievement of humping a walrus in three different states.
example 1:
-Yo! Tara! OMG! Where did you get thoes sick pants?!
-Oh, at Hump to the Dick Squared!
example 2:
-Dude you are lookin finnnneee!!!! Wanna hump to da dick squared tonight?!?!
-Yo! Tara! OMG! Where did you get thoes sick pants?!
-Oh, at Hump to the Dick Squared!
example 2:
-Dude you are lookin finnnneee!!!! Wanna hump to da dick squared tonight?!?!
by allaroundperfect August 23, 2006
Get the hump to the dick squared mug.The act of painting ones finger nails. Then, sitting on one's hand until it becomes numb. Finally, jerking off with the numb feminine looking hand. It fools the mind into thinking its a woman's hand.
Tom: "Hey Billy why are your finger nails painted".
Billy: "I got bored with the stranger and gave myself a stranger squared".
Billy: "I got bored with the stranger and gave myself a stranger squared".
by Mouth32 October 20, 2008
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Also sometimes seen in the factored form of (no squared)+ (2no u)+ (u squared)
Also sometimes seen in the factored form of (no squared)+ (2no u)+ (u squared)
by #}%^*€£?<~ May 13, 2018
Get the No u squared mug.The fighting area for participants in a combat sport. Origianally, these sports took place in a circle. When support ropes were added to clearer identify the border, the rings were made sqaure or rectangular in shape.
See also ring, boxing ring, wrestling ring, enter the ring, queensbury
See also ring, boxing ring, wrestling ring, enter the ring, queensbury
As these two competitors enter the sqaured circle, they begin to realise that for one of them, fame and fortune on a tremedous scale awaits after this bout.
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