Dark Squire (countable noun, masculine)
A man of such caliber that nobody comes close to matching his unique charm, wit, good looks, physical strength and endurance, intelligence, sexual prowess or chivalry. Men aspire to be like him and women want to be with him. Nobody can unearth the secrets behind his magnetic ways. A studmuffin, only one with a brain and personality to match.
A man of such caliber that nobody comes close to matching his unique charm, wit, good looks, physical strength and endurance, intelligence, sexual prowess or chivalry. Men aspire to be like him and women want to be with him. Nobody can unearth the secrets behind his magnetic ways. A studmuffin, only one with a brain and personality to match.
Young man looking over at idol: He's such a Dark Squire, I'll never be able to fill such boots. *sighs in awe, wonder, and a touch of despair*
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A Country Squire is a man who lives on an estate typically in a rural area. They're never alone so long as they have their principles. Country Squires believe in sustainability and living with the earth as opposed to on it by farming, herding, fishing, and utilizing natural resources for survival. Aside from living a somewhat hermit lifestyle Country Squires love their family, neighbors, and respect all women. They are a dying breed.
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A.a little bitch
B.someone that crys about his knee or someone that dosent like society, is a hermit, bitches and crys all day, and likes to lick the male part I would like to call the "Penar".
A.a little bitch
B.someone that crys about his knee or someone that dosent like society, is a hermit, bitches and crys all day, and likes to lick the male part I would like to call the "Penar".
by Ch1ng-A-L1ng August 28, 2006
Get the squire mug.A group of bad ass mofos that have made my vision come to life and demonstrate the storytelling possibilites of the human body through fierce athleticism and passionate dedication to the movement vocabulary. The wear there plaid vests and frumpy dresses proudly and you can bet they are always smizing.
A country squire is one who jumps in a jump that is not a bell hop or a heel click... but kinda sorta.
by Squiremaster May 25, 2012
Get the Country Squire mug.A Squire is person who does not do psychedelic drugs (LSD, psilocybin containing mushrooms, DMT, or Salvia) They are said to be "uncool" and not aware the the world the way psychedelic drugs uses are. A squire has no third eye.
In the movie "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" a mother leaves her child outside the Quickstop in a stroller as she runs in. A passerby questions her parenting for leaving said child outside said Quickstop. The mother calls the passerby a "Fucking Squire!"
by muleonmushrooms October 3, 2009
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A wart found on or around a penis of a male stripper.
Squires are transmitted through sexual intercourse. To prevent the spread of squires, one should always wear a condom or give up on sex entirely.
Closely related to a qwerty but squires are found on the male sex.
A wart found on or around a penis of a male stripper.
Squires are transmitted through sexual intercourse. To prevent the spread of squires, one should always wear a condom or give up on sex entirely.
Closely related to a qwerty but squires are found on the male sex.
L: Oh my god! I found a squire last night when I was masturbating!
P: Are you serious? You need to get that shit checked out!
P: Are you serious? You need to get that shit checked out!
by LuckyLemon February 15, 2009
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