Squirting Unicorn

This is the act of resting your nut sack on your lovers eye's. As your dick is sticking upwards into the sky on the forehead, your lover jerks you off until you squirt upwards into the air. This from a close to far away distance is called the squirting unicorn.

You better wax your forehead tonight so I can give you a Squirting Unicorn.

by Zubin Mehta June 11, 2008

Bondage Squirting

A combination of rough & sometimes painful play used to make women squirt ( known as female ejaculation ) When it comes to bondage squirting , the women is usually tied down , to a wall , upside down etc. and forced to squirt . It usually involves ropes , chains , gagging , and alot of toys ! especially a vibrator

Girl : What's Bondage squirting

Boy : It's when I tie you up and force you to squirt

Girl : OO ! I wanna try (:

Boy : FUCK YES !

by tazzlovesyou July 9, 2011

Geo Squatting

The act of psychically squatting on the hood or windshield of a early 90's Geo Tracker and defecating one's feces all over.

"Last night, me and the fellows went Geo Squatting. We hit four Geo's, but on the fifth, Tom pulled his hamstring in mid-squat and we had to carry him home for the night. It was a sad moment because Tom was going for a new record."

by Head Master of GS January 23, 2009

Squirting Dutchman

The process of biting herpes open with your teeth, and then using the puss that erupts from them as lubrication for anal sex.

Yeah. She told me she had herpes, so I told her I had an idea called the Squirting Dutchman. I don't remember much of that night... I think she died or something.

by Kiros7800 August 17, 2006

Squirting Dildo

A dildo that has an ability to squirt liquid out thereby appearing more realistic. Squirting Dildo can be used in a variety of ways by straight or gay couples.

Monica used a squirting dildo to ejaculate all over her girlfriend.

by partel August 28, 2013

squirting virgin

A Virgin, usually black girl, who is a squirter and only learns about it when she loses here virginity

Man 1: Dude Brooklyn is a squirting Virgin!
Man 2: You mean Adams?
Man 1: Yeah the public health chick! She was a Virgin so I fingered her to warm her up and she squirted all over the couch!
Man 2: That must have been a learning experience lol

by Sam Mill December 31, 2021

Squatting Eskimo

The act of a man lying naked in the snow and a woman squatting on his penis to have sex.

My legs are so sore from the squatting Eskimo I gave Jim last night.

by manswer April 29, 2009