'splode

'Splode
"To explode".

I 'splode.
You 'splode.
He/she/it 'splodes
They 'splode.

Noun: 'splosion.
Adjective: 'splodin.
Adverb. 'splodinly.

See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.

"Gary poured too much TNT over his ceareal this morning. You should have seen him 'splode, Eugene. The wallpaper ain't green now..."

by GoughMan July 26, 2009

splotchy

When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.

(girl crying and wiping her tears)
"Ugh!! My face is all splotchy"

by Captain Jack's September 16, 2008

Splot

The remains of a splash once it hits the floor. Not a spot but the mark of a splash.

The paint can tipped over and splashed onto the floor leaving a splot. IE a splash marked spot.

by howlrrr1 June 12, 2009

Splooey

Ejaculatory fluid

"Dude, you've got a major splooey stain on your pants!"

by jkl April 29, 2002

Sploded

went *booooom-mah*

Her head probably sploded.

by Maker of words February 1, 2009

sploge sponge

a)Any girl who takes loads of semen up her snatch, down the hatch, in her crack, and on her back. These chicks are down with the creampie be it anal or vaginal.

b)A person who is addicted to being ejaculated in, typically females. Also see whore or slut.

"Hey dude, see that girl? She's fucked everyone I know, and I don't even want to go into how many dicks she has sucked. She is a total sploge sponge!"

by Anal Boss 69 November 6, 2011

sploitering

The fraudulent creation of new words or phrases.

Nathan Shaw: "Let's play some Sploitering Scrabble. It'll be wokkie-doo!"

by nshaw February 11, 2014