Don't cry over spilt milk

A phrase your mother tells you to remind you that your father left you and that you meant nothing to him, that he'll never EVER return with that spilt milk.

Your obese mom: Don't cry over spilt milk you whiny little bitch

by --BerryTheManokit-- November 30, 2022

she spilt something on her shirt

The reason guys stare at women's breasts so often.

guy 1: damn did you see sydney?!

guy2: oh yeah, she has a fucking awesome rack!!

guy1: I think "she spilt something on her shirt". i'd better go check that out for her.

guy2: yeah i think jennifer "split something on her shirt" too

by damngurldamn55555 October 25, 2011

Spilt Milk

To miss a persons mouth when cumming

These no point in crying over spilt milk. it will come back soon

by Chopper-san February 16, 2015

Spilted

Easier way of saying spam filter.
Spam Filter = Spilted
Filtered Spam = Spilted

The Email was Spilted. The Spilted has caught this email as it is recognised as spam.

by MysticalBW November 27, 2023

a banana spilt and a pogo stick

in season one the last episode off the season is all ends well with a wishing well the gang is at a wishing well and tigger wants a birthday and so he has to make up for all the birthdays he missed and one of his wishes was a banana spilt and a pogo stick some other wishes where the moon and a root bear and a pb&j i think a submarine and a sea of green so pooh go to get the moon for tigger but then he falls into the well and enters a wish world then tigger piglet and rabbit trie to save him but they find a giant cake for tigger tigger is older than most people reading this and 65+ at least!then they escape by using the last wish and then tigger get a banana spilt!

guy 1:look a tigger with a pig a bear and a rabbit eating a banana spilt while boncing on pogo stick!guy 2:WHAT THE FUCK guy three i want a banana spilt and a pogo stick too!

by BGUG555APPLEGANG123 January 22, 2025

Spilt my beer

Stated when something that happened/seen was so funny that it made one accidentally or theoretically spill their beer from laughing so hard

Person 1: Did you see that video of Will from last night?

Person 2: Yeah dude it was so funny I spilt my beer watching it

by beepboop January 2, 2019

Spilt Milk

When you're trying so hard not to cum, but it spurts.

failed in bed last night. spilt milk.

by redbumps May 25, 2015