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splooge spigot

A derogatory term for a guy who acts like an ass to a girl.

First coined by author Kelley Harvey in the book SO. BAD. , from the Bad Boy Next Door Collection.
Don't be such a splooge spigot, Tommy.
by WriteHot January 29, 2017
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Gravy Spigot

Gravy with tadpoles instead of gravy with hamburger. Extra points if you're a gravy guzzler. Stroke the spigot to get it.
Eat the celery or pineapple for a smoothie instead. Either way you get breakfast in bed.
Casey looked forward to guzzling gravy out of his spigot every morning. A gravy spigot is the breakfast champions!
by Thelmaandlouis January 31, 2021
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pleasure spigot

This can represent many things that release pleasure and do not have to represent genitalia. Choose your own!
Naomi needed a release. She thought about that certain someone and began polishing her pleasure spigot. Afterwards, she felt much more calm and relaxed. The other riders on the bus were experiencing different emotions, however.
by von groovy October 27, 2024
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French Spigot

When your about the Cum and you put your finger over the tip of you Dick to hold it back, then you cum,then after you finish remove your finger and give your Girl a Facial that looks like when you pop open a champagne bottle from the built up pressure
Man, I gave my Wife the Narliest French Spigot last night!!
by Ding-Dong81 January 30, 2025
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