SpankMer

SpankMer noun
\ˈspaŋk-məˈr\

: Prominently known for their art and Patreon fame. The Artist is a well known celeb with a sparkling personality.

Did you see what SpankMer posted recently ? Dude that was cool!

by Mc'Dangle April 7, 2020

Purple Cocker Spaniel

During anal sex you pull out giving your partner a prolapsed anus. Take their prolapse and put it between a hot dog bun.

So I gave Jake Paul a purple cocker spaniel by fucking him in the butt and pulling out his intestines and putting a hotdog right between the hotdog bun… man what a Tuesday.

by The_Magic_Turtle August 7, 2021

Daniel the Cocker Spaniel

A person or dog that will uncontrollably poop and puke all over the place

Often also tripping over their own poop, or licking up their puke as a response of shame and guilt

O no, look what Daniel the Cocker Spaniel did, there’s shit all over the place!
Damn Daniel, that’s quite a mess you made there buddy!
That’s just Daniel, we are used to his shit!

by DanieltheCockerSpaniel12345 July 26, 2023

Cocker Spaniel

Sex move; the girl's hair is in pigtails to cover her ears and having sex doggystyle. The male rolls up a newspaper and if she makes a noise he hits her on the nose; the male yelling "no" while hitting her on the nose is optional

My new girlfriend Jenn was too loud having sex so I had to cocker spaniel her to teach her not to be so loud.

by Shorty in Chicago November 13, 2011

Jewish Spaniel Madness (JSM)

A yearning from a penny-pinching jew to mate with females who resemble dogs, in particular that who has extremely curly, pubic hair on their head, otherwise known as a spaniel

"Hey mate I can't wait for tonight!'

"Yeah same I've got serious JSM, I get wait to grab a spaniel"

"Doctor I think i'm suffering from Jewish Spaniel Madness (JSM)"

by Ricardo.W December 26, 2011

Spaniel

A fat, useless 'Springer' Spaniel that has lost it's will to spring and just inhabits my sofa most of the day. Needs to go out and get a life instead of needing to be dragged off of aforesaid sofa for a walk. Also needs to learn how to do something useful instead of the lamely holding up of one paw and saying 'hello' (which he will only do for food).

Even getting a cat cannot shift this lardarse animal from it's slumber. The cat just invariably sleeps next to the retarded canine.

As a dog, this breed makes a good draft excluder! (not as good as sausage dogs perhaps?)

"Oh you appear to have a large brown turd on your sofa?"

"No, you'll have to excuse the smell. It's my spaniel Charlie. He used to be a springer, but just can't be arsed these days. That's why he failed as a police/ sniffer dog"

by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006

spaniel

A synonym for the vagina, esp. when used in reference to doggystyle.

Coming from Scene I of A Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare, in which the lovestruck Helena tries to woo the disparaging Demetrius with the following passage:

And even for that do I love you the more.
I am your spaniel; and, Demetrius,
The more you beat me, I will fawn on you:
Use me but as your spaniel, spurn me, strike me,
Neglect me, lose me; only give me leave,
Unworthy as I am, to follow you.
What worser place can I beg in your love,--
And yet a place of high respect with me,--
Than to be used as you use your dog?

The term is meant to illustrate a situation of submissiveness, and as such, can be used as either a term for the vagina, or by the common use of synecdoche, to refer to a woman as such, similarly to "pussy".

Ex 1: Hey, I'm just tryna go to the club to get down and maybe get some spaniel tonight.

Ex 2:
Person A: Hey, I saw you last night with that girl, is anything going on with her on that long-term tip?
Person B: Naw, I just hit it and quit, definitely just some spaniel.

by BrowseMonkey October 23, 2011