Slopsophagus

When you throat fuck a girl and push the tip of your dick so deep it gets squeezed by her esophagus, giving the sensation of finding a brand new tight hole you never knew existed. In other words, slopsophagus is sloppy top and reaches into the esophagus.

“Damn bro, so I was getting some sloppy top from Becky last night, and she took it so deep I felt my dick get squeezed by her esophagus, it was that slopsophagus.

by ThroatGoat9000 October 13, 2020

Free Scoops

Where you cup your hand and with an upward motion scoop another persons breast and say "free scoops" if done to a woman you may face sexual harrasment charges.

" You know what DQ is giving out this month. FREE SCOOPS "

by BOW_DOG May 18, 2006

slops

To perform oral sex (on a male) in a sloppy manner

"martina gives good slops"

by kevinismydaddy October 1, 2018

Soop

To shoot a gap. Refers to the sound made when cutting it close. Often accompanies a huge adrenaline rush. Originates from track when a runner passes between 2 other runners, and recently has made its way into common usage.

SOOP!! (while shooting a gap)

Did you see that? I sooped so hard on that final turn.

Hurry up and soop or that car will nail you, bro.

by mr. runsalot January 19, 2011

Bass Pro Shops porn star

Noun; A retired, wealthy enthusiast of bass fishing who will 'fuck' you 'in the ass' by selling you an electronic fish finder. In reality, the fish finder is a music stand duct taped to a Nintendo Gameboy, loaded with Primal Rage - a popular video game in the late 80s, early 90s.

Clyde: Got fuck't at da Bass Pro Shops agin. Hell, Chuck, he's like a porn star. A Bass Pro Shops porn star.

Bonnie: He fucks me all the time.

Clyde: What?!

by Pissed off consumer February 26, 2009

2 scoops

Lunch made for a middle-aged man by his elderly mother

Come pick up your 2 scoops of tuna!

by Borderline Brandon December 21, 2014

Slopster

A person who drinks Red Passion Alize and then proceeds to hook-up with whatever has at least two legs and two breasts. On second thought, anything that moves.

"Look at that long haired grease ball being a slopster with that girl, wait a minute, is that a man/monster???"

by Ichi the Killer March 27, 2004