Dirty slut bag who sends nudes to every guy that ever exists and asks like she never did anything. She says she’s ugly and then she post shit of her in bikinis and ass pics on her vsco. Sommer is a girl u can’t trust. Sommers May be pretty, but they usually have pretty bad personalities. U try to talk to them and they’re such good people and outgoing, but as soon as u continue to get to know them, they start to become the Person u never wanted to be friends with. She blatantly lies about everything and expects people to trust her even boys! She doesn’t notice what’s around her and she’s the most immature person u will ever meet. She’s way to sexual. If u want a three am hookup, Sommer is the way to go.
guys did you see “sommer’s” nudes?
Omg yeah the ones that she’s fingering herself!
Yeah bro her asshole is hairy
*nudes all around the high school*
Sommer- WHAT DO I DO??!?! Can u MAKE THEM DISAPPEAR
friend- sorry bro lmao
Omg yeah the ones that she’s fingering herself!
Yeah bro her asshole is hairy
*nudes all around the high school*
Sommer- WHAT DO I DO??!?! Can u MAKE THEM DISAPPEAR
friend- sorry bro lmao
by Ur dad. April 18, 2019
Get the Sommermug. Movie Star from the 1620s. Dope as fuck. Boss ass bitch bitch bitch.
Shes mad cool and quirky, fun to hang around with. Catch phrase is rockin'- way ahead of her time. Her photos still shine on walls of hospitals. She has wicked style and a phat ass. Dope hair and nice smile. Sweet as fuq. Do not fuq with her shes too dope. Love that nigga. Serious movie star swag swag pop it
Shes mad cool and quirky, fun to hang around with. Catch phrase is rockin'- way ahead of her time. Her photos still shine on walls of hospitals. She has wicked style and a phat ass. Dope hair and nice smile. Sweet as fuq. Do not fuq with her shes too dope. Love that nigga. Serious movie star swag swag pop it
John 1: Fuck sucks ur not a laura sommer
Fat best friend: i know shes perf
DEAN of school: every1 shud be laura i'd turn dat ass inside out if it was the 1600s
Fat best friend: i know shes perf
DEAN of school: every1 shud be laura i'd turn dat ass inside out if it was the 1600s
by RockinRollinChix09 September 10, 2013
Get the Laura Sommermug. Ella Sommers is the real name of ‘Juliette Ferrars’. Her name, memories and identity as daughter of the Supreme Commander of Oceania was wiped out from her and she was given to (Paris) Anderson, Soon to be Supreme Commander of North America, and was adopted by Evelyn and Eric Ferrars.
by defnotsedi February 12, 2024
Get the Ella Sommersmug. by Together September 16, 2016
Get the Sommer Bridgemug. by JayKnowitall January 25, 2025
Get the Sommersmug. One who is not inclined to perform physical activity or hang out with his pals. Often used to define milk drinkers in sharp contrast to the average lad who craves beer drinking with his buds.
"Harald is such a sommerstad he preferes his girlfriend to a hard night drinking out with the boys...."
"- What happened to Jacob?
- He made a sommer-stad, he came to my party and threw up all over my bathroom floor & walls.
- Oh, he should have stuck to milk drinking"
"- What happened to Jacob?
- He made a sommer-stad, he came to my party and threw up all over my bathroom floor & walls.
- Oh, he should have stuck to milk drinking"
by Kimbodogg January 9, 2009
Get the sommer-stadmug. To pull a Jake Sommer is an action by which some person of the male gender, preferably named Jake, Has anal sexual intercourse with any male by the name of nick.
by TheTruthMustBeTold April 21, 2014
Get the jake sommermug.