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Smirnoff ice

An alcoholic beverage that Americans think is strong and Europeans/Australians have in their school lunch boxes
American: wow dude I got totally “iced” last night
Brit: what are you on about
American: you know Smirnoff Ice
Brit: ah you mean a fruit shoot
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smirnoff whore

someone who only drinks cheap booze, such as smirnoff vodka, which sucks
man your such a smirnoff whore, buy something else for a change
by plalalalalalalalalalalalalalal October 27, 2008
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Smirnoff Double Black

To be considered one of the best alcoholic beverages to hit stores.

A six pack of Double Blacks will guarantee a great night.

Tastes excellent and goes down easily.You sometimes lose various garments in the ensuing night of blurry double images and meeting with the floor.

Rather cheap comparatively, the Smirnoff Double Black is an excellent choice for a good night.
Dugong: Hah! Remember the time we got nailed off those Smirnoff Double Blacks and went and smashed a heap of shit at the Christian School?

Bettsy: Hah! Yeah man that was sick!

B Rad: Was that the time you taxed that randoms sprinkler and wrapped it around the Jesus Statue?

Dugong & Bettsy: HAHAHAHA! I can't remember......
by Bettsy@Tnnm September 8, 2007
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Smirnoff Goon Bag

the most amazing thing that has ever hit australia. vodka and cranberry or vodka and blood orange in a box and casked. not technically goon, but affectionately thought of as a goon bag due to australian's lack of knowledge/similarity to the infamous goon bag
person one: dude, i wanna drink goon tonight. or maybe i should drink vodka... but fuck i don't have enough money.
person two: man, just combine the two and get a SMIRNOFF GOON BAG, they're only $22!!!!! and taste GREAT
by loalal November 10, 2010
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smirnoff green apple

THE BEST DRINK EVER! Tastes just like green apple jolly ranchers.... yummmmmmmm!
by the midget November 27, 2004
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smirnoff green apple

1. Vodka flavored like sour green apple usually purchased for 8 dollars for a mickey and 10 dollars for a fifth.
2. A vodka flavored for women, men usually buy green apple when they want to fuck a broad.
Hey dude I wanna fuck jessica so bad.
Well she is a bitch so no 151.
SMIRNOFF GREEN APPLE!
by 415EZBZ July 16, 2006
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Smirnoff Triple Black

the ultimate form of Smirnoff Ice. It is a citrus-flavored malt vodka that mixes in well when your smoking a bowl. It has the ability to make you feel like your not getting drunk but sneak up on you later. It's also called a truth serum due to the fact that you'll spill the beans on a lot of shit that you didn't even realize you were feeling.

I recommend you don't share bottles because it disappears fast when your drinking it by yourself, you'd only get like a one sip pass if you share.
M: Where's Brittney?
V: She's spending the night at Stephanie's.
M: They'll hit that Smirnoff Triple Black and get fucked up.
by Brittney Sade October 3, 2008
mugGet the Smirnoff Triple Blackmug.

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