smackin in da pants

Another term for masturbating.

Man I was smackin in da pants and in walk my little sis.

by tWaN June 08, 2003

Gravy Smackin Lips

The action of the large lips of black people who eat greasy food (such as fried chicken). This action, coupled with bad eating manners tends to make grease drops and crumbs of food "fly" off of the lips and spray all over other people during conversation that should not be taking place with a mouthful of fried chicken.

Otis- "Yo Jahn, gimme mo'of dat fine tasty chicken over yonder!"

Jahn- "I aint gettin you no' mo' damn chicken, fool! You sprayin me down wit yo' gravy smackin lips so much I looks like a glazed donut!!"

by Miriam6 April 24, 2009

fackin smackin hat batch

A perfect girl 10 out of 10. aka FSHB
instead of fuckin smoking hot bitch the a's substitute for i's. theres a name for every type from 1-10. 7-10 is batch range. 5-6 botch range. 1-4 butch range.

Man that blondes with big tits is a FACKIN SMACKIN HAT BATCH!!!

by CHOWS June 07, 2007

smackin up your brownie

what you do when you jokingly hit your black friends

you: hey wassup
black friend: nothin much
you: *smackin up your brownie*
black friend: what the hell?!?!
you: What?!? just smakin up my brownie, we tight...
black friend: hell yeah

by bitchzzeatmypie August 04, 2011

Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal

An offer you simply cannot refuse to give up.

"Want to go eat some shrimp at that one restaurant you like?"
"Well that sounds like a Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal, my good sir!"

by Cyrus9201 October 11, 2013

smackin your balls

1) The act of messing with someone
2) Embellishing a story to fool someone

Guy #1- Dude, I just hooked up with the head cheerleader!
Guy #2- No way man! How was it?
Guy #1- I'm just smackin your balls dude, I had to settle for your sister again.

by thesmallerbiggs November 16, 2011

Skirt Smackin

When you smack a nun on the ass

I'm a child of the lord... But Sister Mary's ass is skirt smackin' good

by Table for two November 26, 2020