skid marks

often occur when a young boy is just too darn lazy to take a shit. would rather sit on the couch and watch tv. the outcome is a smelly mark of dookdook on the boys underpants, and often results in an embarrassing permanent stain.
look! billy has skid marks all over his tighty whities!
by dr. draygay July 11, 2008
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skid marks

What I leave on my panties. It's brown. It's smelly. And it's MINE.
-Donchu wish your skidmarks were hot like mine.
-Nicole D. has nice skid marks, wink.
by ]{@Rm October 02, 2005
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skid mark anxiety

The unpleasant state of mental turmoil attributed to the dread over the presence of skid marks in one's underpants.
I had to switch to black boxer briefs to help alleviate my skid mark anxiety.
by Buckeye Pete January 31, 2014
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skid mark row

A bad section of town where the bums have all shat their crispy drawers.
If a fella's down on his luck then he lives in Skid Row, but if he's also delivered a stripe of shit to his underwear, then he lives in Skid Mark Row.
by NiraMillson October 01, 2016
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Idaho Skid Mark

When a man and woman are having intercourse in the missionary position and the woman loses bowel control. The incident goes unnoticed and results in one or more large fecal matter stains on the bedsheet.
Joey: "I don't know what happened. I drilled her like an oil rig but when she got up, there were poo streaks on the sheets!"

Einstein: "The fabled Idaho Skid Mark..."
by mcfatchick October 22, 2010
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skid mark

sending a text message, sending an email or commenting on someones myspace from your T-Mo Sidekick (usually your ID...skid)
"Oh snap, Jess just left a skid mark let me check it."
by vajhighnah August 29, 2007
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skid marked panties

They can be a deal breaker if you were planning on wanking in them. Unless, of course, you are a republican.
"That Ronald Reagan really enjoyed a nice pair of skid marked panties."
by running out of patience February 16, 2008
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