skankness

skankness, East Midlands nickname for the seaside town of skegness .

Ran my fingers through the sands of skankness and in advertently retrieved a used tampon.

by elsmyth May 19, 2016

smartlessest

Samuel;
Less smart than smartless

Samuel is so smartlessest

by Smartlessest November 10, 2017

Scanless

A word your mum or nana uses.
People say this when they find your behaviour unreal in a bad way, or stupid.
It also means pointless

You and your brother arguing over who has the bigger balls, “fucking hell this is scanless yous are idiots”
Your nan tries to read a magazine and yous 2 interrupt her by arguing. “What the fuck are you doing for fuck sake this is scanless this behaviour”

by Daddylegs91 April 14, 2022

ShanTess

She's beautiful, strong and independent. She will make fun of you and banter, but always look after you and never let you down. You'd be lucky to meet a ShanTess. She's funny and witty and can make you smile no matter how you're feeling.

You: Hey have you seen ShanTess?
Friend: No?

You: Well you need to go have a look at her, she's stunning!

by KeepinItCheap October 24, 2022

Skinless Wedgie

When you wedgie someone when their undies are outside of their shorts/pants. lol

You think my butthole wouldn't hurt after that skinless wedgie, but they really got up there.

by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023

SKANKLES

A TERM USED TO DESCRIBE A WHITE TRASH UGLY HO. STINKY, UGLY, SCRAWNNY, BLEACH BLOND WITH A CATCHERS MITT FOR A FACE. THEY HAVE BADD TEETH FRAMED BY A TACKY SUPERCUTT HAIRDO.THEY WORK AS A WAITRESS OR AS A BARMAID. IS KNOWN TO SUCK OR FUCK ANYTHING THAT PAYS ATTENTION TO IT. KNOWN TO BE A TWEEKER AND A SNICKER...SMOKES TO KEEP HER TWITCHIN UNDER CONTROL. HAS NUMEROUS SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES AQUIRED FROM PEOPLE WHO'S NAMES WERE NEVER ASKED. FROM HERPES TO THE CUNT ROT USUALLY TRANSMITTED FROM ENCOUNTERS IN THE MEN'S ROOM AT HER FAVORITE BAR.

{SHANKLES}...WOMEN BEHIND BARS...WOMEN PROSTITUTES...HO....HO BAGS...WOMEN THAT ARE BOUGHT...WOMEN THAT DUMB...YOUR NEW SKANK... SKANKLES

by RIDIN SOLO November 16, 2010

Scantless

Actions in which a fair contribution is not made and/or the general character of the action is dishonest or cheap for personal gain.

Someone is scantless when they claim they don't have enough money, but then ask you to make change.

by NicNac June 4, 2012