Bathroom surgery

Cutting yourself in the bathroom.

"She performed bathroom surgery to ease the mental pain."

"You've got a funny way of showing off your bathroom surgery / You said you were just cooling down / ... / I've never seen arms like yours / I've never seen scars like yours." — Alkaline Trio

by muirne December 17, 2017

surgerize

To perform surgery. Verb.

When her knees repeatedly buckled, she was surgerized.

by Surgerize May 4, 2018

Sandwich Surgery

The operation performed when something you do not want ends up on your sandwich. Usually accomplished by carefully peeling or wiping the unwanted ingredient off the bread.

They put mayo and tomatoes on my turkey sandwich. Looks like I'm gonna have to perform Sandwich Surgery.

by XDNFX July 16, 2009

breast enlargement surgery

A wonderful work of God, a gift to every straight man, lesbian, slut, self-aware robot man or genetic mutant. Praise!

My girlfriend had breast enlargement surgery, it ruined my life. I once got lost in there for three weeks.

by El Diablo de 1 October 23, 2013

Laparoscopic surgery

, also called minimally invasive surgery (MIS), bandaid surgery, or keyhole surgery, is a modern surgical technique in which operations in the abdomen are performed through small incisions (usually 0.5–1.5 cm) as opposed to the larger incisions needed in laparotomy.

Laparoscopic surgery

by Irfan Ansari January 28, 2012

keyhole surgery

While this sounds like a slang term, it has nothing to do with other previously provided definitions for keyhole. It is a medical euphemism for laproscopic surgery done through a very small incision.

The doctor recommended keyhole surgery as it would leave only a very small scar.

by Paule Poisson May 4, 2006

Surgery Douche

A person who is obsessed with plastic surgery especially in the facial area.

R : You know what? Luiz is getting his nose done.

K : Again? I mean, he just finished his jaw last month.

R : Yeah, I know.

K: Wow he's such a Surgery Douche!

by Playmaker10 October 27, 2009