stinker

A man who is charming, magnetic and often manipulative. Women's clothes fly off for a stinker and men will follow him into battle because he is just that cool. A stinker rarely gets caught with his hand in the cookie jar, but if he does, an intoxicating look or a clever remark gets him off scot free.

The guy's a stinker, but I'm addicted.

Vince Vaughn is king stinker.

I'm not falling for that shit you stinker!

by Malsuz October 28, 2009

Boner Shrinker

Someone so unattractive that it totally turns you off, AKA makes you lose your boner.

On SNL, "Hilary Clinton" called herself a boner shrinker.

I was getting so horny checking out a hot underwear model the other day- then a guy so ugly walked in that I was completely incapable of staying aroused. What a boner shrinker.

by Kr1574 February 21, 2009

Hook, Line "N" Stinker

a sexual position in which one partner penetrates the other's anus with his or her fingers

When your having sexual intercourse in the 'dogggy style' position penetrate your partners anus with your middle and index fingure; this the the first step to the Hook, Line "N" Stinker method. After penetrating with your fingers reach around and place them in your partners mouth (whilst still in the 'doggy style' position) and pull against the wall and or side of their mouth and lip in a swirling motion. Then make an action with your right hand as if you were reeling in a fish. The main objective is to keep your fingers in your partners mouth for as long as you can whilst still in the 'doggy style' position.

by Peter Luke Pirate April 4, 2008

shminker

An Asian with a monster cock (primarily a pinoy)

Whoa!!!!! Look at that asian dick, must be a shminker

by Jordan Choate January 28, 2008

guinea stinker

A big, fat, smelly cigar favored by older Italian-American men.

Look at that guinea stinker Tony has in his mouth.

by italian-stallion April 25, 2007

Ninja Stinker

During the course of fingering, stabbing a finger into the butt without pause or concern for the victim.

True story - Last night he was fingering me and BAM! Ninja Stinker it was NOT okay.

by Mealz9 June 14, 2010

stinkerton

a portmanteau of the words "stink"and "pinkerton."

stink refers to something smelly, namely a fart.

pinkerton refers to a private detective.

thus, a stinkerton is a private detective hired to investigate the origins of a particular rip. the best stinkertons have backgrounds in fartography. if a trained fartographer is present at the scene of a true stink, undoubtedly he/it/they will be able to identify who released the rotten wind.

cadwallader: i lit'rally just dumpt unto my trousers.

triebwasser: shall we ring up a stinkerton?

cadwallader: wha'for, dear man? i just confessed to the smell-crime.

triebwasser: fair enough, my liege. 'tis a true abomination of the senses.

by trilliam turdsworth November 5, 2019