shitstorm of douchebags

A huge amount of douche bags who want to attempt to kick your ass, not caring if it is five on one or 6 on one. A shitstorm of douche bags usually pile out of their respective douche canoes(usually an SUV bought and paid for by their parents) and attempt to beat, intimidate, or physically dismantle the opposition.

A shitstorm of douchebags attempted to wail on me outside of McDonald's

by scottyvoorhees February 6, 2015

Kentucky Shitstorm

When someone's sibling shits into a bucket of chicken and throws it at another family member

Did you see Mike pull a Kentucky Shitstorm at the family gathering last Wednesday?

by codypro134 October 15, 2022

Kentucky Shitstorm

When your sibling takes a fat shit in a kfc chicken bucket and throws it at a family member

did you see Ryan pull a Kentucky Shitstorm on Kyle at the family gathering yesterday?

by codypro134 October 14, 2022

Darude - Shitstorm

THE GOOD OLD DANKEST MEME OF EM' ALL!

What's the song on 3:60?
REPLY FROM SOMEONE:
Darude - Sand(shit)storm.

Oh, and so basically the song name on 4:20 is Darude - Shitstorm :)

by JuffDeKillah September 9, 2016

Fried Dough Shitstorm

When you eat too much fried dough at a carnival and just can't make it to the port-a-potty. See "chocolate rain".

Unicorn: We're sorry, you're fried dough shitstorm ruined our utopian society. Farewell forever.
Donkey: Blue ribbon bitches!

by Kestutis October 20, 2010

San Diego Shitstorm

Getting diarrhea and then shitting all over your partner's face. Eating several Volcano Tacos at Taco Bell can greatly enhance the experience.

My favorite sexual maneuver is the San Diego Shitstorm, although cleaning up afterwards can be quite time consuming.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

Logical Shitstorm Continuum

The Logical Shitstorm Continuum basically amounts to a giant "tank" where all the stupidest, most nonsensical and illogical things that people think, say, and do are being stored by God for the day when He gets to point out what a bunch of fucking assholes the lot of us are and how lucky we are that He forgives us for it. When this "tank" finally hits full, the Apocalypse will begin, the world will end, and a whole lot of people are going to say, "Wow, not only is there a God, but He really did keep track of every stupid thing I said and did."

It also serves as a storage facility for every one of Will Ferrell's movies, though this is keeping in line with the preceding definition.

"Think twice about making that speech, Mr. President. It threatens to break the Logical Shitstorm Continuum, and you don't want that to mark the end of your presidency."

"A new Will Ferrell movie was released this weekend, and the United Nations was relived to find that the Logical Shitstorm Continuum has remained intact."

by JustAnotherGuy February 3, 2010